constipated

    by Hoppy_Doodle

    17 Comments

    1. Well, if pee is stored in the balls, I suppose it stands to reason that poop is stored in the buttcheeks.

    2. Bro I was so constipated one time I almost passed out trying to shit from all the force I was exerting. I had to take breathers in between every straining action.

    3. Stupid as it is, I think Wings of Redemption had an issue like that. You guys remember that bozo? I think he had to go to the hospital cause somehow his poo got lodged in a wrong way and it wouldn’t come out. It didn’t help that the guy is obese. A real shitty situation.

    4. omg-sidefriction on

      You just gotta dig those big ass Percocet eggs out with your fingers. Maybe you’ll get lucky and press one against your prostate for a rewarding little surge of pleasure to wake you up in the morning.

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