60 year olds can’t get pregnant. Does this man know how old he is? Can he do math? 😂😂😂😂
Twistedoveryou01 on
He needs to shoot for younger, they’ll fall for this horrible list.
degeneratesumbitch on
Go fuck a hole in a tree old man.
Chimerain on
What does this man have against Icelandic women??
RosieGeee on
“No countries starting with I with no green in their flag”, he willing to say no Scottish, but won’t directly say no Irish?
This dude is a whackjob and it’s probably a good thing he is having trouble making babies.
modulair on
I just want to know what his problem is with Iceland, Ireland or Italy?
jamusbondusvii on
Helicopter licence? Man’s a fantasist.
Lylibean on
“Must be able to have sons”
Should we tell him?
Unhappy-Hat-3341 on
No Scorpios is hilarious, the rest is disgusting, but no scorpios, that’s just funny.
willpower60 on
I would love love love to have a beer with this guy, spend the afternoon, and learn what is going on in his little head. Just let him do the talking.
lam3ass on
No mustache ?
LightBeerOnIce on
Must be able to have sons. JFC.This dude is 79 and still doesn’t know how a baby is made? Stupid fucking men.
UnusualAir1 on
The rich always order from a menu. The rest of us? We’re on the fucking menu.
Skyrick on
Lots of this is gross, but I must concede that a 5 ft 6 in shotgun wielding helicopter pilot sounds like a lot of fun to date.
GeekAtHome on
Damnit! I’m a Scorpio with her tubes tied… So close!
Megaminisima on
£50k seems to be missing many zeros for this BS. I hope he doesn’t cut his daughter out of the will.
beautnight on
He’s only offering 50k a year 🙄
space_manatee on
At least the “no scorpios” is reasonable. The worrrrrst
TiggerBlack on
Can’t imagine why he didn’t find a willing wife in the last halfcentury
CamBearCookie on
No Scorpios?? Lmaooo
FalseAdhesiveness946 on
He left off, “must be visually, hearing, and mentally impared not through illness, but stupidity.”
Most-Suspect-780 on
He should have prioritized family over career! See, men? If you go after a job instead of a partner you’ll end up a lonely old crone! [Insert rant about male loneliness epidemic and low birth rates.] /s
thisisgettingdaft on
He should have added she needs to be able to iron.
TKG_Actual on
The big question is what he brings up the arrangement, at 79 he’s not exactly a breeder anymore. His bedroom moves probably consist of “Lustful neurological tremors” and his money shot probably looks like someone put a bag of flour behind a fan followed by exaggerated wheezing from his pelvic region.
Disqualified:
Afghanistan
Algeria
Bangladesh
Belarus
Benin
Bolivia
Brazil
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cameroon
Central African Republic
Comoros
Djibouti
Dominica
Equatorial Guinea
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Jordan
Kenya
Kuwait
Lebanon
Libya
Lithuania
Madagascar
Malawi
Maldives
Mali
Mauritania
Mexico
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Nigeria
Oman
Pakistan
Portugal
Republic of the Congo
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Solomon Islands
South Africa
South Sudan
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Syria
Tanzania
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Zambia
Zimbabwe
Johnnygunnz on
If there’s one thing I have learned about billionaires over the past 5 years, it’s that what I thought were smart, motivated, driven men turn out to all be the most pathetic, insecure, softest pissbabies in history.
I’m glad I finally figured it out, though.
Jamoncorona on
sounds like the lineage should die with him.
DotComDaddyO on
These are the gene pools that are naturally disappearing, and we, as responsible nature documentarians, should let nature take its course and not intervene
MissUnderstood62 on
No communists OR lesbians? lol Sounds like quite the catch Ladies.
cosmicdancer84 on
“No Scorpios” lol
willypie on
No scorpios lmfao
Affectionate_Reply78 on
I sure he’ll find a lot of women in prime breeding condition who are 59 years old.
craigandthesoph on
So he wants a 59 year-old… breeder?
lukasconrads on
Looks like Benjamin is not getting Slaid.
SentientFotoGeek on
Who wants to fuck a skeleton for money? Ewww.
New-Source5884 on
The “Heir and a Spare” shit reminds me of a kid my son graduated with. Apparently 18 or so years ago a 70 something lifelong bachelor trust fund baby decided he wanted an heir. Had a son with a surrogate. Now this poor kid is saddled with an 80 something year old father to take care of while he should be starting his own life.
LappedChips on
What an asshole. I wonder how much I could over charge him for landscaping services on that estate though. “Sir- your roses need to be cut back again for winter. That’ll be 10 grand for parts and labor” (I use loppers and a trash can)
Fyrrys on
“No Scottish women” “no women from countries starting with I or with green in their flag” oh, hes just looking for submissive, since he ruled out scottish and irish. no surprise he looks about 180 years old
Venomenon- on
“ no lesbians”
😂
kiyyik on
You notice how these guys with “shopping lists” never say what they can bring to the table? Like, why would a woman who meets all your “requirements” have anything to do with your sad monkey ass? Oh wait. I forgot. Merely being allowed to bask in their holy presence ought to be enough for anybody, right?
EDIT: OK, he’s a rich aristocrat and all that, but there’s a human being attached to all that stuff, presumably anyhow.
PS: on behalf of all lesbians everywhere, we are just absolutely *heartbroken* we’re on the “no” list.
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“At least 20 years younger”.
Is he high?
60 year olds can’t get pregnant. Does this man know how old he is? Can he do math? 😂😂😂😂
He needs to shoot for younger, they’ll fall for this horrible list.
Go fuck a hole in a tree old man.
What does this man have against Icelandic women??
“No countries starting with I with no green in their flag”, he willing to say no Scottish, but won’t directly say no Irish?
This dude is a whackjob and it’s probably a good thing he is having trouble making babies.
I just want to know what his problem is with Iceland, Ireland or Italy?
Helicopter licence? Man’s a fantasist.
“Must be able to have sons”
Should we tell him?
No Scorpios is hilarious, the rest is disgusting, but no scorpios, that’s just funny.
I would love love love to have a beer with this guy, spend the afternoon, and learn what is going on in his little head. Just let him do the talking.
No mustache ?
Must be able to have sons. JFC.This dude is 79 and still doesn’t know how a baby is made? Stupid fucking men.
The rich always order from a menu. The rest of us? We’re on the fucking menu.
Lots of this is gross, but I must concede that a 5 ft 6 in shotgun wielding helicopter pilot sounds like a lot of fun to date.
Damnit! I’m a Scorpio with her tubes tied… So close!
£50k seems to be missing many zeros for this BS. I hope he doesn’t cut his daughter out of the will.
He’s only offering 50k a year 🙄
At least the “no scorpios” is reasonable. The worrrrrst
Can’t imagine why he didn’t find a willing wife in the last halfcentury
No Scorpios?? Lmaooo
He left off, “must be visually, hearing, and mentally impared not through illness, but stupidity.”
He should have prioritized family over career! See, men? If you go after a job instead of a partner you’ll end up a lonely old crone! [Insert rant about male loneliness epidemic and low birth rates.] /s
He should have added she needs to be able to iron.
The big question is what he brings up the arrangement, at 79 he’s not exactly a breeder anymore. His bedroom moves probably consist of “Lustful neurological tremors” and his money shot probably looks like someone put a bag of flour behind a fan followed by exaggerated wheezing from his pelvic region.
This guy?
[A right wing aristocrat to fight ground breaking £180,000 tribunal ruling against him for “arrogant and misogynistic” treatment of two pregnant staff | Westminster Confidential](https://davidhencke.com/2022/03/06/a-right-wing-aristocrat-to-fight-ground-breaking-180000-tribunal-ruling-against-him-for-arrogant-and-misogynistic-treatment-of-two-pregnant-staff/)
Disqualified:
Afghanistan
Algeria
Bangladesh
Belarus
Benin
Bolivia
Brazil
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burundi
Cameroon
Central African Republic
Comoros
Djibouti
Dominica
Equatorial Guinea
Gabon
Gambia
Ghana
Guinea
Guinea-Bissau
Guyana
Hungary
Iceland
India
Indonesia
Iran
Iraq
Ireland
Israel
Italy
Jamaica
Jordan
Kenya
Kuwait
Lebanon
Libya
Lithuania
Madagascar
Malawi
Maldives
Mali
Mauritania
Mexico
Morocco
Mozambique
Namibia
Nigeria
Oman
Pakistan
Portugal
Republic of the Congo
Rwanda
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Sao Tome and Principe
Saudi Arabia
Senegal
Seychelles
Sierra Leone
Solomon Islands
South Africa
South Sudan
Sri Lanka
Sudan
Syria
Tanzania
United Arab Emirates
Uzbekistan
Vanuatu
Zambia
Zimbabwe
If there’s one thing I have learned about billionaires over the past 5 years, it’s that what I thought were smart, motivated, driven men turn out to all be the most pathetic, insecure, softest pissbabies in history.
I’m glad I finally figured it out, though.
sounds like the lineage should die with him.
These are the gene pools that are naturally disappearing, and we, as responsible nature documentarians, should let nature take its course and not intervene
No communists OR lesbians? lol Sounds like quite the catch Ladies.
“No Scorpios” lol
No scorpios lmfao
I sure he’ll find a lot of women in prime breeding condition who are 59 years old.
So he wants a 59 year-old… breeder?
Looks like Benjamin is not getting Slaid.
Who wants to fuck a skeleton for money? Ewww.
The “Heir and a Spare” shit reminds me of a kid my son graduated with. Apparently 18 or so years ago a 70 something lifelong bachelor trust fund baby decided he wanted an heir. Had a son with a surrogate. Now this poor kid is saddled with an 80 something year old father to take care of while he should be starting his own life.
What an asshole. I wonder how much I could over charge him for landscaping services on that estate though. “Sir- your roses need to be cut back again for winter. That’ll be 10 grand for parts and labor” (I use loppers and a trash can)
“No Scottish women” “no women from countries starting with I or with green in their flag” oh, hes just looking for submissive, since he ruled out scottish and irish. no surprise he looks about 180 years old
“ no lesbians”
😂
You notice how these guys with “shopping lists” never say what they can bring to the table? Like, why would a woman who meets all your “requirements” have anything to do with your sad monkey ass? Oh wait. I forgot. Merely being allowed to bask in their holy presence ought to be enough for anybody, right?
EDIT: OK, he’s a rich aristocrat and all that, but there’s a human being attached to all that stuff, presumably anyhow.
PS: on behalf of all lesbians everywhere, we are just absolutely *heartbroken* we’re on the “no” list.
lol@scorpio
LOL no scorpios