Elizabeth Hurley, 1992

    by PlantainDisastrous92

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    1. WorldsWeakestMan on

      “I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man that fucked her.” – Jimmy Carr, about Elizabeth Hurley.

    2. BadMotherFunko on

      The first picture looked like she was peeing in a cup or something…lol. only me that saw that?

    3. Not gonna lie, with that highlight on the table leg, I thought she was peeing at first glance…

    4. I’d crawl through ten miles of broken glass on my hands and knees just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

    5. For six months in the early 90s I lived at the Earls Court Hotel in London. This dodgy budget place was mostly full of other Aussie and Kiwi backpackers like me but there were two South African guys there. Often these two would get up early and buy a tube ticket and then go down on to the underground platform to watch her waiting for her train each morning. Then just come back to the hotel. These guys talked about her so much I knew her name from them before I ever heard of her anywhere else. Honestly, these two guys were such dweebs I used to hope she never noticed them and got creeped out.

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