This looks like a photograph you’d find on the desk of the police chief in Raccoon City.
MTBrains on
Why does she look like a PlayStation 3 game NPC?
22LT on
Looks like some computer generated image from the early 2000’s when someone asked Avril Lavigne would look like when shes 40
Growly150 on
Her name was always “Iwona B.” So the odds were always stacked against her.
Combdepot on
When she runs errands she’s Horyn around town.
adixonpa on
This unlocked a core memory of a girl I went to grade school with. I shit you not, her name was Pleasure Blow. I cringed for her when they had to call her over the loud speaker. Who would do that to their child?!
jordan1978 on
That’s a Clanker in disguise.
wonderingWTFsgoingon on
PS3 GTA5 NPC Profile Picture
heavybutthole on
She looks like a watercolor painting of kirsten Dunst that someone painted from memory
Dupagoblin on
She looks like Elaina Raye.
HarryPotterButHotter on
Gail the Snail?
NeedlessPedantics on
She looks like the frozen sailor from the Franklin expedition.
schaudhery on
We know an elementary school teacher named Ms. Titman. She happens to be married so she either had the chance to change her name to something else or she took her husbands name. Either way I’m confused.
Hefty-Ant-378 on
Sounds like something Bart Simpson would call in to Moe’s
bridymurphy on
That’s her maiden name
internetectomy on
Taxidermy Avril Lavigne
boogiehoodie90210 on
Snail was her other option.
LucidOndine on
Horyn is her maiden name. Her husband’s last name is Facedownassup.
misdirected_asshole on
Follow your dreams
skyliders on
If that was me id be taking that last name just to laugh at myself
BadConscious1358 on
Dude, all of Trump’s girls are former Epstein girls, they’re just making fun of you.
Faux_Free on
Looks like a robot imitating a smile.
DuffMiver8 on
At the call center I worked at, I spoke with a customer with the unusual Greek first name of Aliki. She married a guy named Shipp. It was all I could do to keep from asking if I should notify the Coast Guard.
OgreBaws on
She just can’t catch a break after her first marriage to Mr Cumming
emailtest4190 on
She looks like she’s just begun the process of zombification.
clickityclick76 on
Smiling like the Cheshire Cat, it’s creepy.
roguepawn on
Come on, Haley. Does Iwona B Horyn sound like a real name? It’s me. Grow up.
r/itsroger
Dr_CleanBones on
She’s not married. Her parents did this.
aircavrocker on
Whatcha lookin at, smooth skin?
rewismine on
Is that Gail the Snail?
Leila-Frosting on
Her husband’s last name basically makes every security briefing sound like the punchline to a joke.
East_Jacket_7151 on
Nice cold sore
simAlity on
This can’t be real
bocaj78 on
Nah, it’s funny as fuck. If I had the opportunity to have a kickass name like that I would
especiallyrn on
It’s her fault for using the B
Aerythea on
Nah this shit is an Oblivion NPC and I refuse to believe otherwiseÂ
Y-27632 on
For the record, “Iwona” is pronounced “ee-vohn-ah.” Basically one letter away from “Yvonne.”
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Snopes: True.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/iwona-b-horyn-dhs-security-officer/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/iwona-b-horyn-dhs-security-officer/)
This looks like a photograph you’d find on the desk of the police chief in Raccoon City.
Why does she look like a PlayStation 3 game NPC?
Looks like some computer generated image from the early 2000’s when someone asked Avril Lavigne would look like when shes 40
Her name was always “Iwona B.” So the odds were always stacked against her.
When she runs errands she’s Horyn around town.
This unlocked a core memory of a girl I went to grade school with. I shit you not, her name was Pleasure Blow. I cringed for her when they had to call her over the loud speaker. Who would do that to their child?!
That’s a Clanker in disguise.
PS3 GTA5 NPC Profile Picture
She looks like a watercolor painting of kirsten Dunst that someone painted from memory
She looks like Elaina Raye.
Gail the Snail?
She looks like the frozen sailor from the Franklin expedition.
We know an elementary school teacher named Ms. Titman. She happens to be married so she either had the chance to change her name to something else or she took her husbands name. Either way I’m confused.
Sounds like something Bart Simpson would call in to Moe’s
That’s her maiden name
Taxidermy Avril Lavigne
Snail was her other option.
Horyn is her maiden name. Her husband’s last name is Facedownassup.
Follow your dreams
If that was me id be taking that last name just to laugh at myself
Dude, all of Trump’s girls are former Epstein girls, they’re just making fun of you.
Looks like a robot imitating a smile.
At the call center I worked at, I spoke with a customer with the unusual Greek first name of Aliki. She married a guy named Shipp. It was all I could do to keep from asking if I should notify the Coast Guard.
She just can’t catch a break after her first marriage to Mr Cumming
She looks like she’s just begun the process of zombification.
Smiling like the Cheshire Cat, it’s creepy.
Come on, Haley. Does Iwona B Horyn sound like a real name? It’s me. Grow up.
r/itsroger
She’s not married. Her parents did this.
Whatcha lookin at, smooth skin?
Is that Gail the Snail?
Her husband’s last name basically makes every security briefing sound like the punchline to a joke.
Nice cold sore
This can’t be real
Nah, it’s funny as fuck. If I had the opportunity to have a kickass name like that I would
It’s her fault for using the B
Nah this shit is an Oblivion NPC and I refuse to believe otherwiseÂ
For the record, “Iwona” is pronounced “ee-vohn-ah.” Basically one letter away from “Yvonne.”
Police artists impression
She wants to what??
I knew a woman who before she met her fiancé was planning to hyphenate. Unfortunately, Miss Swallow fell in love with Mr Cox and wisely scrapped that plan.
Why does she look like a GTA hooker?
Why use you middle initial if this is your name? Is she afraid she’ll be confused with all the other people named Iwona Horyn?
She looks like a 13 y old drew Avril Lavigne
Sounds like a Roger the Alien personality
I met a lady named Mrs. Cumm. I did not understand why Mr. Cumm didn’t take the opportunity to change his name to hers because good god.