How will MAGA feel about knowing tRump has a piggie toe in the drug trade?
TheRumpoKid on
I like this meme, I just don’t like the bad AI Columbo who doesn’t quite look right.
dstan1986 on
Well yeah, the trump family needed their supplier back
-Animal_ on
We only punish the poor drug dealers, not the rich ones
abofh on
I love that he pardons the charged and convicted, but kills the unindicted. Such leadership on the war on drugs – kill the low level thugs before they can testify, free the kingpins!
kalel1980 on
Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have both assured me repeatedly that nobody is above the law though..
ramriot on
Oh one more thing Donald, Deutsche Bank just called.
Dweidmann on
He’s just thinning the competition so the guy he pardoned gets more money and Trump share increases
swazal on
> “He gave me money.”
“Oh, that’s understandable. Still illegal, but …”
Remarkable_Quit_3545 on
It’s easy to understand. The person he pardoned gave him a bribe. The boats didn’t.
Lamarr53 on
Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?!
foomachoo on
This is a complex question because cocaine use varies significantly from person to person based on tolerance, purity, and individual physiology. However, we can use some common estimates to provide a rough calculation.
1. How much cocaine is used per “high”?
For a non-tolerant, occasional user, a typical line of cocaine is often estimated to be between 25 to 100 milligrams (mg).
· A “standard” or common single dose used in many public health and law enforcement calculations is 30 to 50 mg.
· A heavy user or someone with a high tolerance might use several hundred milligrams to a gram (1000 mg) in a single session.
For the purpose of this large-scale calculation, we’ll use a conservative estimate of 50 mg (0.05 grams) per “high.” This is a common benchmark that accounts for the fact that not all 400 tons would be pure and usage patterns vary.
2. The Calculation for 400 Tons
Let’s break it down step-by-step.
1. Convert 400 tons to grams:
· 1 US ton = 907,185 grams
· 400 tons = 400 * 907,185 grams = 362,874,000 grams
2. Calculate the number of “highs” per gram:
· At 50 mg per high, 1 gram contains 1,000 mg / 50 mg = 20 highs per gram.
3. Calculate the total number of “highs”:
· Total highs = Total grams * Highs per gram
· Total highs = 362,874,000 grams * 20 = 7,257,480,000 highs
Conclusion
Based on a standard dose of 50 mg per person, 400 tons of cocaine could theoretically provide approximately 7.26 billion “highs.”
Important Context and Caveats:
· Population Comparison: The current global population is about 8.1 billion people. This means 400 tons is enough for almost every single person on Earth to have one dose.
· Purity: Street-level cocaine is often “cut” with other substances. This calculation assumes the 400 tons is pure, or that the 50 mg dose refers to the actual amount consumed regardless of purity. If the 400 tons is impure, the number of effective doses would be lower.
· Real-World Use: In reality, a very small percentage of the population uses cocaine. A regular user might consume a gram (which provides 20 doses at our 50mg rate) over a weekend or even in a single night. Heavy addiction can involve multiple grams per day.
· The 400-Ton Figure: This specific quantity is often cited in reports of annual global cocaine production or major drug seizures, highlighting the immense scale of the illicit drug trade.
In summary: While individual use varies wildly, the sheer volume of 400 tons is staggering, representing enough for billions of individual uses.
RedofPaw on
I’ve yet to hear a single justification for this.
peeinian on
I’m guessing the guy he pardoned is his/his families supplier. The Venezuelans he’s killing are that guys competitors.
heartattack-ak-ak-ak on
“He’s always had good things to say about ME!”
Garlicluvr on
He kissed the ring and called him Godfather.
ADeweyan on
Oh, I would love to see Colombo in the White House. He’d, “oh, one more thing” so many times he’d end up living there.
in-joy on
Guards, grab the guy in the trench coat and throw in an old Matlock episode.
T1gerAc3 on
Cash money directly to the bank account
RealEstorma on
One is a good thing and the other isn’t. Not the same thing. How dare you question this two unrelated things? Are you stupid? Shut up, piggy /s
skinink on
Should America survive the Trump Pedodency, I expect the post-analysis to cause people to react with “that all really couldn’t be true”.
JakeDC on
How long would 400 tons last Don Jr.?
Feuertotem on
You are telling me the guy who despite having zero social skills has partied with rich men of dispicable character all his life could be involved with drugs?
lew_rong on
Yeah, Clarissa, explain it all.
Feisty-Barracuda5452 on
Trump got paid, same as it ever was.
Party of law and order indeed…
Asleep_Management900 on
The corner boy not writing the big checks….
chuck_cranston on
how is this different from the AI slop getting served up to boomers on facebook?:
Kraegarth on
Easy Columbo… he paid me MILLIONS, in a bribe… err… “pardon fee,” to let him go.
bradlees on
MONEY PAID DIRECTLY TO TRUMP
That’s why the pardon
blacksideblue on
I like how the glass eye side is facing T’douche. Not even Columbo is willing to look close at his orange shit.
OarsandRowlocks on
Next thing ~~Columbo~~ Colombia also becomes a target.
MaXiM556 on
Columbo my favorite show in my high school days RIP Peter Falk….🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 Slava Ukr4ine 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
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Maduro clearly hasn’t paid to play.
How will MAGA feel about knowing tRump has a piggie toe in the drug trade?
I like this meme, I just don’t like the bad AI Columbo who doesn’t quite look right.
Well yeah, the trump family needed their supplier back
We only punish the poor drug dealers, not the rich ones
I love that he pardons the charged and convicted, but kills the unindicted. Such leadership on the war on drugs – kill the low level thugs before they can testify, free the kingpins!
Pam Bondi and Kash Patel have both assured me repeatedly that nobody is above the law though..
Oh one more thing Donald, Deutsche Bank just called.
He’s just thinning the competition so the guy he pardoned gets more money and Trump share increases
> “He gave me money.”
“Oh, that’s understandable. Still illegal, but …”
It’s easy to understand. The person he pardoned gave him a bribe. The boats didn’t.
Are you stupid? Are you a stupid person?!
This is a complex question because cocaine use varies significantly from person to person based on tolerance, purity, and individual physiology. However, we can use some common estimates to provide a rough calculation.
1. How much cocaine is used per “high”?
For a non-tolerant, occasional user, a typical line of cocaine is often estimated to be between 25 to 100 milligrams (mg).
· A “standard” or common single dose used in many public health and law enforcement calculations is 30 to 50 mg.
· A heavy user or someone with a high tolerance might use several hundred milligrams to a gram (1000 mg) in a single session.
For the purpose of this large-scale calculation, we’ll use a conservative estimate of 50 mg (0.05 grams) per “high.” This is a common benchmark that accounts for the fact that not all 400 tons would be pure and usage patterns vary.
2. The Calculation for 400 Tons
Let’s break it down step-by-step.
1. Convert 400 tons to grams:
· 1 US ton = 907,185 grams
· 400 tons = 400 * 907,185 grams = 362,874,000 grams
2. Calculate the number of “highs” per gram:
· At 50 mg per high, 1 gram contains 1,000 mg / 50 mg = 20 highs per gram.
3. Calculate the total number of “highs”:
· Total highs = Total grams * Highs per gram
· Total highs = 362,874,000 grams * 20 = 7,257,480,000 highs
Conclusion
Based on a standard dose of 50 mg per person, 400 tons of cocaine could theoretically provide approximately 7.26 billion “highs.”
Important Context and Caveats:
· Population Comparison: The current global population is about 8.1 billion people. This means 400 tons is enough for almost every single person on Earth to have one dose.
· Purity: Street-level cocaine is often “cut” with other substances. This calculation assumes the 400 tons is pure, or that the 50 mg dose refers to the actual amount consumed regardless of purity. If the 400 tons is impure, the number of effective doses would be lower.
· Real-World Use: In reality, a very small percentage of the population uses cocaine. A regular user might consume a gram (which provides 20 doses at our 50mg rate) over a weekend or even in a single night. Heavy addiction can involve multiple grams per day.
· The 400-Ton Figure: This specific quantity is often cited in reports of annual global cocaine production or major drug seizures, highlighting the immense scale of the illicit drug trade.
In summary: While individual use varies wildly, the sheer volume of 400 tons is staggering, representing enough for billions of individual uses.
I’ve yet to hear a single justification for this.
I’m guessing the guy he pardoned is his/his families supplier. The Venezuelans he’s killing are that guys competitors.
“He’s always had good things to say about ME!”
He kissed the ring and called him Godfather.
Oh, I would love to see Colombo in the White House. He’d, “oh, one more thing” so many times he’d end up living there.
Guards, grab the guy in the trench coat and throw in an old Matlock episode.
Cash money directly to the bank account
One is a good thing and the other isn’t. Not the same thing. How dare you question this two unrelated things? Are you stupid? Shut up, piggy /s
Should America survive the Trump Pedodency, I expect the post-analysis to cause people to react with “that all really couldn’t be true”.
How long would 400 tons last Don Jr.?
You are telling me the guy who despite having zero social skills has partied with rich men of dispicable character all his life could be involved with drugs?
Yeah, Clarissa, explain it all.
Trump got paid, same as it ever was.
Party of law and order indeed…
The corner boy not writing the big checks….
how is this different from the AI slop getting served up to boomers on facebook?:
Easy Columbo… he paid me MILLIONS, in a bribe… err… “pardon fee,” to let him go.
MONEY PAID DIRECTLY TO TRUMP
That’s why the pardon
I like how the glass eye side is facing T’douche. Not even Columbo is willing to look close at his orange shit.
Next thing ~~Columbo~~ Colombia also becomes a target.
Columbo my favorite show in my high school days RIP Peter Falk….🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 Slava Ukr4ine 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦