leopnd on November 29, 2025 7:36 am ***”I know you all have instincts that keep you alive. B-But sometimes to survive, we must become more than we were programmed to be…”***
JohnnyZondo on November 29, 2025 7:49 am We’ve been trying to get a hold of you about your extended warranty!
Unending-Flexionator on November 29, 2025 7:54 am He’s making a humping motion and slowly approaching repeating BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA…
Iloveherthismuch on November 29, 2025 8:12 am Been a hot minute since y’all went all sexual on a post.
ComradeMothman1312 on November 29, 2025 8:44 am “I would like you to spit on me while I humiliate a pheasant.”
jromz03 on November 29, 2025 10:36 am NGL i’m reading the comments here in Bender’s voice for some reason.
Alternative-Cod-7630 on November 29, 2025 10:45 am “What you are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux…”
ShinyAeon on November 29, 2025 12:58 pm With that sassy stance? “Girlfriend, please. It’s just a hair dryer. Now, you want the tea or not? It’s spicy and hot.”
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EnormousPurpleGarden on November 29, 2025 2:16 pm Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Bender?
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Once you go metal, you never go back.
Girl, when you are around, I’m all hardware.
***”I know you all have instincts that keep you alive. B-But sometimes to survive, we must become more than we were programmed to be…”***
“Hey baby, wanna destroy all humans?”
Select an orifice and say it’s name into the microphone
Wanna see my 24-pin gold-plated connector?
We’ve been trying to get a hold of you about your extended warranty!
He’s making a humping motion and slowly approaching repeating BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA BOOBA…
“It ain’t gonna suck itself”
“Which of my nipples do you prefer?”
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Been a hot minute since y’all went all sexual on a post.
Every song you can sing, I can sing better..
“I would like you to spit on me while I humiliate a pheasant.”
“all your bases belong to us”
You people disgust me
“Once you go clanker, you’ll always thank ‘er.”
Re-lax your a-nus 🤖
“Have you listened to Joe Rogan?”
NGL i’m reading the comments here in Bender’s voice for some reason.
“What you are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux…”
Do you want to upgrade to metaverse premium?
“I am your father.”
Display functions
Fick mich hart Mann
With that sassy stance?
“Girlfriend, please. It’s just a hair dryer. Now, you want the tea or not? It’s spicy and hot.”
A deep defrag of your streaming port will begin in 60 seconds.
Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Bender?
‘Are you usb compatible?’
Bite my shiny metal ass
“Hey Mama, wanna kill all humans?”
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“Hey little mama lemme whisper in your ear”