I think JD is just upset that he didn't get to "enjoy" the turkey that was pardoned by Donnie.
by LostDragon1986
I think JD is just upset that he didn't get to "enjoy" the turkey that was pardoned by Donnie.
by LostDragon1986
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He does know you can buy individual turkey parts to cook and roast, right? Like i can hop on down to the local supermarket and grab a turkey breast to roast. Or some turkey legs. Or ground turkey (which i sometimes use for meatballs). Like you don’t have to buy an 18 pound turkey any time you want turkey. Like you can, they do sell them year round, but you don’t have to buy one. Heck, i remember as a kid, my mom would occasionally buy a full turkey, and roast it, and then some of the meat would get carved up for pot pies.
Bro thought he was a comedian when he did his skit
But what bro doesn’t know is the greatest comedy is the current regime he’s part of
Then he said something along the line of having to deep fry meat means it’s not too great of meat, I was like has this mother fucker had fried chicken yet??
I’m so sick of this story. It’s an old joke. The vice president tried it and bombed a little bit. If you actually watch the video of it he gets a few laughs at first, but then he tries to turn it into a whole routine…
Anyway I’m tired of people trying to turn it into something way bigger than what it was. We don’t need to become maga in order to beat mega.
I know more people that don’t have turkey on Thanksgiving. We had a ham because I don’t care for turkey.
But then one of my husband‘s clients gave him a turkey, so we had both. My husband ended up smoking the turkey, and it actually was pretty good.
Now we have to figure out leftovers for the ham and the turkey
I don’t know why this is a thing for JD Vance. Let people celebrate holidays, however they want to.
On Christmas, we usually treat ourselves to a really nice steak. Like go to the meat shop and get a hand cut steak. I don’t care what the normal thing is to do, I’m eating what I want to eat on whatever holiday it is. That’s called being an adult. I don’t have to do things just because it’s tradition.
America once had a tradition of letting immigrants in too, we see how easily that changed
He’s just making heroes of the troops that will be tracking him down and arresting him when he goes on the run from the courts. I’m imagining a Sadam spider hole type situation.
Big turkey fan here. I live on turkey, chicken, and fish. I’ve apparently got that alpha-gal thing as I get stomach issues for a couple of days if I eat any kind of beef.
Ol’James D. Bowman there seems full of shit once again. When does the maga social media campaign to back him up kick off? “Alpha males don’t eat turkey!”
Hey, Ben Franklin thought the “national bird” should be the turkey, not the bald eagle. Who am I to argue with one of our nation’s founders?
Ofc. when you eat a large helping of thanksgiving turkey, you’re going to be full of shit.
That’s just how digestion works
Turkey is the most widely used deli meat in America for a reason, Turkey is good af. It’s just that roasting a whole one properly can be a big task that most of us arent willing to do regularly. Same way most of use don’t smoke a brisket every week or roast a prime rib all the time.
There’s a million recopies online, it just takes time, attention, preparation, and these fucks couldn’t be bothered to learn something from someone else.
How many of you fuck your couch?
Nobody raised their hands, what a bunch of liars, I fuck my couch so I know you assholes do too!
People who don’t like Turkey can’t image how anyone could like it. That plus Vance is trying to develop a stage personality so he can do rallies like Trump and take over when they push Trump out. But he has zero personality. It’s like trying to watch DeSantis work a crowd… It’s just awkward. It seems he’s writing his own material and it doesn’t work.
Out of touch super wealthy person doesn’t understand why, if you like something, you don’t just get it whenever you want.
Veep: You have one freaking task.
– Make the troops feel welcomed to be there.
– Tell them thank you for their service and sacrifice
– Remind them that what they do, regardless of their job, is very important. It is their sacrifice that makes it possible for the freedoms that all Americans enjoy
– It is his responsibility, as Vice President, to remember their service and to maintain his promise to support all the troops implicitly and to provide what’s needed for them and their families.
Your responsibilities, Mr Vice President, are few and far between. And yet, you failed to understand the assignment. You fked up the most basic of tasks.
I can’t wait to have you gone from office, Mr Couch Fker.
If the truth is “if you have to deep fry something, it doesn’t taste that good” 90% of American “cuisine” must be utter shit
“It’s Christmas Day!” said Scrooge to himself. “I haven’t missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can.
Hallo, my fine fellow!” “Hallo!” returned the boy.
“Do you know the Poulterer’s in the next street but one, at the corner?” Scrooge inquired.
“I should hope I did,” replied the lad.
“An intelligent boy!” said Scrooge. “A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they’ve sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there?–Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?”
“What! the one as big as me?” returned the boy.
“What a delightful boy!” said Scrooge. “It’s a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my buck!”
“It’s hanging there now,” replied the boy.
“Is it?” said Scrooge. “Go and buy it.”
“I’m s’rry Mr Scrooge, sir, Mr Vance hast hath said we all art fuckin’ liars, all turkeys sucketh and we bett’r consume chickn” Tiny Tim replied.
“Doth thee cullionly the gentleman yond liketh having amorous rite with his couch?” returned Scrooge
“Yond same gentleman, that gent hast eke hath said Charles Kirk is a h’ro” replied Tiny Tim “And that gent eke likes polishing mr Trump’s knob”
“V’ry strange fellows art these MAGA types, isn’t t Mr. Cratchit?” Scrooge concluded.
—It’s been said of Mr Scrooge, he had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afterwards; and it was always said of him, that he knew how to keep away from MAGA types well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, God bless Us, Every One!
Only thing that tells me is he’s never had a properly cooked bird OR more likely needs a comedy writer so he can stop writing lame jokes.
Edit- typo
To be fair, I feel the same about beer. Especially IPA. If you say you like it, I assume you’re lying to kick it. Now, make me the fruitiest drink you can make, please!
Yeah. I’m gonna say it. This is an absolute nothing burger. Dude cracked a joke, albeit a not terribly funny one, that at some point many of us have made some variant of. There’s plenty of reasons to hate on him and this admin, but this isn’t really one of them.
Yahoo just took a quote slightly out of context with this headline for clicks.
Message to Vance: Turkey is great, depending on how it’s spiced and prepared. For one with your platform, you’re rather thick, like over-flowered brown gravy but I doubt you know much about that.
“then why aren’t you just roasting an 18lb turkey randomly?” (Or however the fuck he said it…)
Uh…maybe cuz I don’t often have to feed 10-15 family members randomly?
I mean… people dislike foods that they dislike. I’ve been in disbelief when I see people say that they eat cauliflower.
He’s one of those guys who doesn’t have a sense of humor and tries really hard to have one. All their jokes are either references that no one gets or jokes that might be funny 40 years ago.
I had to work for Thanksgiving(nurse). My Asian wife and family had Asian food. My daughter went home and cried because “it wasn’t a real thanksgiving without turkey and mash”. The next day I made that meal, and we chomped that bird. Vance is an ass head.
I’m waiting for the National Turkey Federation press release tomorrow.
*The U.S. turkey industry provides more than 387,346 American jobs with direct wages of $22 billion, many of which are in rural communities across the country. Tens of thousands more Americans are employed in related industries, such as product distribution, equipment manufacturing and a wide variety of other affiliated services. The turkey industry has a direct financial impact of $36 billion, which increases to a total economic impact of $103.4 billion. For a closer look at how the industry creates jobs in your state or congressional district, click here.*
Turkey is my favorite meat, I am a woman, I am educated, and I love cats. I also think couches should not be violated. That freaking guy.
As a sailor who was at sea for most Thanksgivings and Christmas’s while I was in, we LOVED turkey if only for the simple reminder of home. Fuck JD Vance!
I was deployed when I was 20. I remember eating the Thanksgiving meal given to us and almost shedding a tear thinking about my mom and dad on the other side of the world when I was eating that turkey. It made me feel closer to home. Vance is a fucking loser.
Nothing is more tiresome than to hear someone blather on about their food dislikes, and to criticize other people for not sharing them. He sounds like a college girl that no one wants at their cafeteria table because of the way she always says “Eeeew, that’s so gross, how can you eat that?” She thinks everyone is impressed that she has such a refined palate and is a delicate little creature who is above crass, material things like food. They all know she has a box of Hostess Ho Hos under her bed.