SamuelYosemite on November 26, 2025 9:04 am If I see you punch a waiter because of ketchup im using that as an excuse to take out my frustrations out on you.
Unhappy--Phone on November 26, 2025 9:04 am We’re at the point now that I don’t know if that is real or not…
Constant_Kiwi_9618 on November 26, 2025 9:07 am This looks like the hydration potion you unlock after beating the tutorial, not a condiment.
justforfunzott on November 26, 2025 9:16 am Reminds me of when SNL did the crystal lite gravy commercial
glossrrush on November 26, 2025 9:32 am If a waiter brings me clear ketchup, that’s not condiments, that’s a declaration of war
GameGuinAzul on November 26, 2025 9:35 am Time goes in a circle. People used to make stuff like clear gravy because people thought it was “healthier” due to being clear.
CatGuyManThing on November 26, 2025 9:40 am wtf u mean “clear” how u goin put water in there and call it ketchup that dont make no sence
Available_Leather_10 on November 26, 2025 10:25 am That’s Hunts Catsup, thank you very much. [yes, that was well before yesterday; don’t care. Will always be Catsup to me]
iovercomesadness on November 26, 2025 10:28 am All the time you were asking if you could you neve stopped to ask if you should
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well well well
The trolling potential with this is crazy though
If I see you punch a waiter because of ketchup im using that as an excuse to take out my frustrations out on you.
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We’re at the point now that I don’t know if that is real or not…
HEINZ, the tomato ketchup bottle
This looks like the hydration potion you unlock after beating the tutorial, not a condiment.
They just ran out of Red 40.
Hair gel
Reminds me of when SNL did the crystal lite gravy commercial
Its CLEAR the waiter is on something (I’m sorry)
I miss my purple/green ketchup.
Tomato lube
If a waiter brings me clear ketchup, that’s not condiments, that’s a declaration of war
Time goes in a circle. People used to make stuff like clear gravy because people thought it was “healthier” due to being clear.
Tastes like toothpaste
Mmmm, hand sanitiser flavour
More like Heinz Disinfectant Gel.
wtf u mean “clear” how u goin put water in there and call it ketchup that dont make no sence
https://youtu.be/g0sjRG34DlA?si=bLKumKHLKzD4-oji

Cletchup
have fun catching an assault charge
Who tf asks the waiter at a resturant for ketchup?
thats lube, buddy.
Proof that Heinz is not made with real tomato
Nope
Bro brought out the antibacterial ketchup.
That’s Hunts Catsup, thank you very much.
[yes, that was well before yesterday; don’t care. Will always be Catsup to me]
All the time you were asking if you could you neve stopped to ask if you should