‘ShamWow guy’ is running for Congress in Texas… why are they obsessed with other people’s junk?



    by Pleasant_Picture3867

    33 Comments

    1. The-Great-Cornhollio on

      Caveman brain is wired to fuck everything first, when they find out their desired object has a penis, it then makes them gay for checking out a dude, this breaks their identity and they then revolt in some non healthy manner. Note: It doesn’t but this is where we are.

    2. Didn’t he get arrested for something involving hookers? I can’t remember all the details, but it was something wild. Like he refused to pay and then assaulted her or something.

    3. These dudes are repressed and will run for Congress in a state they aren’t from before going to therapy

    4. LastChingachgook on

      I aint no Kinsey 1 or nothing but they think and talk about other people’s cocks so fucking much.

    5. Possible-Rabbit-125 on

      There’s a reason they never campaign on making anyone’s life better, but someone else’s life worse.

    6. Since I feel like it needs to be said, trans people are not the ones who are ruining your life. If you vote one way specifically because you hate trans people, you’re not only a horrible person, but a complete idiot.

    7. Man dressing like a woman: immoral.

      Punching a prostitute in the face to get her to unclench your tongue: self defense, baby!

    8. Geri-psychiatrist-RI on

      JFC. I’ve never seen such a cringier campaign video. But the midterms are still a ways away so, it’ll probably get worse

    9. He’s so behind the times. The republicans wheel of hatred currently has “brown people” as their target.

    10. I mean, he’s got great messaging. He beat the shit out of a sexworker in 2009, he is a total creep who offers women money to buy their eggs, and his first political ad is him looking up a bunch of women’s skirts? That’s a 100% guarantee republicans will turn out in droves to vote for him!

    11. they really do want to inspect everyone’s genitals. weird isn’t a strong enough word for them

    12. SnootSnootBasilisk on

      Of course the guy charged with sexual assault would promote sexual assault. Conservatives think about dick all the time.

    13. BoozeIsTherapyRight on

      Wow. That’s just incredibly classy, you know? Absolutely designed to appeal to peoples’ best selves. I’m so glad to see that MAGA has decided to elevate political discourse in this country. It’s about time.

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