I’m having a hard time figuring this out. Is it him lying because he knows his base will believe anything he says, even though the truth is all around them. Is it his cabinet feeding him this delusion to make him happy so he doesn’t blow up the world. Is it his dementia, and losing all grasps of reality. Probably all three.
Anyawnomous on

zivzoolander on
Every 3 days, since this orange fatass felon rapist been in office, he tells us he has the highest poll numbers. This fucker should be polling 850% approval at this point. But since he knows his dumbass base like him because they are stupid, he keeps sayin this shit
hondactx16i on
Delusional rantings of president Cuckoo bananas.
gunt_lint on
>”POLITICAL CAREER.”
The quotes make it seem like he’s mocking himself, the dude is so fucking stupid
Ok-Ambassador7115 on
“It’s not a lie if YOU believe it”
~George Costanza~
mycatisgrumpy on
Keeping him in office is just elder abuse at this point
Upstairs_Ad5443 on
And turkeys can fly.
meowsaysdexter on
He’s delusional like Hitler in his bunker in ’45.
chapterpt on
stopping foreign relations is his strong suit
New_Taste8874 on
Up is down. Black is white. In is out. Highest is lowest.
Za_Lords_Guard on
Is it at all possible he thinks poll numbers work like golf scores?
nikejim02 on
This is why it’s a very bad idea to hire and surround yourself with “yes men” instead of people who will be honest with you
HolyDarkDeath on
It really makes you wonder who is feeding him these numbers when basically every publication/media source shows him being so far down.
IbelieveinGodzilla on
Remember the good old days when he merely distorted the facts, before he began literally just denying reality directly to our faces?
furtive_phrasing_ on
Mute Trump.
Zaddam on
“… will SOON BE at the top of the list” is crazy.
He is transitioning from Projection to Admission.
I_love_seinfeld on
He’s looking at the chart upside down.
I_Like_Parade_Dogs on
They polled Jr and Eric.
TotalNew9315 on
OMG! He thinks it’s like golf! The lowest score, the better.
SnooStrawberries3391 on
They are the highest polls of any president !!! Totally true.
Except they are negative numbers.
pte_omark on
He broadcasts a lie, some idiot platform or reporter repeat it and then he points to them and says if they’re saying it it must be true, and then more idiots repeat it…. It’s how he has run his scams since the 80s
DrRockBoognish on
Piggy needs to shut the F up.
CybercurlsMKII on
Republicans have been giving him polling data from the Russians again
ChickpeaDemon on
Hey Stevie, Grandpas thinking he’s Mamdani again.
Think_Put8440 on

Kastikar on
Drunk uncle
The_Wolfdale on
Highest poll rating not hard.. present it to him like ” 86% of the top 1% votes for trump”
Maybe it’s like the kings and tsars and such of the past: his toadies just tell him what he wants to hear and his swiss cheese old brain hears what it wants in whatever Fox and the rest of the fake conservative lie machine is pumping out to keep the deluded deluding.
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Dictator Donny is delusional.
I’m having a hard time figuring this out. Is it him lying because he knows his base will believe anything he says, even though the truth is all around them. Is it his cabinet feeding him this delusion to make him happy so he doesn’t blow up the world. Is it his dementia, and losing all grasps of reality. Probably all three.

Every 3 days, since this orange fatass felon rapist been in office, he tells us he has the highest poll numbers. This fucker should be polling 850% approval at this point. But since he knows his dumbass base like him because they are stupid, he keeps sayin this shit
Delusional rantings of president Cuckoo bananas.
>”POLITICAL CAREER.”
The quotes make it seem like he’s mocking himself, the dude is so fucking stupid
“It’s not a lie if YOU believe it”
~George Costanza~
Keeping him in office is just elder abuse at this point
And turkeys can fly.
He’s delusional like Hitler in his bunker in ’45.
stopping foreign relations is his strong suit
Up is down. Black is white. In is out. Highest is lowest.
Is it at all possible he thinks poll numbers work like golf scores?
This is why it’s a very bad idea to hire and surround yourself with “yes men” instead of people who will be honest with you
It really makes you wonder who is feeding him these numbers when basically every publication/media source shows him being so far down.
Remember the good old days when he merely distorted the facts, before he began literally just denying reality directly to our faces?
Mute Trump.
“… will SOON BE at the top of the list” is crazy.
He is transitioning from Projection to Admission.
He’s looking at the chart upside down.
They polled Jr and Eric.
OMG! He thinks it’s like golf! The lowest score, the better.
They are the highest polls of any president !!! Totally true.
Except they are negative numbers.
He broadcasts a lie, some idiot platform or reporter repeat it and then he points to them and says if they’re saying it it must be true, and then more idiots repeat it…. It’s how he has run his scams since the 80s
Piggy needs to shut the F up.
Republicans have been giving him polling data from the Russians again
Hey Stevie, Grandpas thinking he’s Mamdani again.

Drunk uncle
Highest poll rating not hard.. present it to him like ” 86% of the top 1% votes for trump”
Highest disapproval ratings counts now?
https://preview.redd.it/gjcxfxn8zv2g1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b69c82b87f6929a690573668da8579fc95fc68
Maybe it’s like the kings and tsars and such of the past: his toadies just tell him what he wants to hear and his swiss cheese old brain hears what it wants in whatever Fox and the rest of the fake conservative lie machine is pumping out to keep the deluded deluding.