A few minutes after he witnessed Donald smiling at Zohran like that, JD Vance locked himself in his room, and spent the next few hours writing in his diary while listening to The Cure.
A few minutes after he witnessed Donald smiling at Zohran like that, JD Vance locked himself in his room, and spent the next few hours writing in his diary while listening to The Cure.
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I don’t know if anyone else’s bingo card is shot to hell …
does Trump even look at his kids like that, or just Ivanka?
Everyone should find someone who looks at them the way Trump looks at Mamdani.
JD: *Walks away, listens to My Chemical Romance and is consoled by an ottoman.*
Friday I’m in Love.
Boss….boss? Hey guy.
It’s Friday I’m in love.
BUT *I’M* PAPA’S SPECIAL BOY
Quality sofa time.
I was listening to The Cure a lot…
So in love!!!
Not The Cure! I love them, I don’t want them connected to THIS!
“Hiding the tears in my eyes
‘Cause boys don’t cry
Boys don’t cry”
While grudge fucking the furniture in the room. “I hate you dad!”
He put on his cd of disintegration
Trump finally met a real man and realized what he’s been missing!

This is so funny. Thank you
In the photo with Zohran Trump looks almost identical to South Park Trump.
If you used the South Park version of Vance, I would have lost it. 😂
Not even a trip to the furniture store helped.