Jeez, what was in the box? Some kind o chinese ass cleaning bottle?
ExitMusic_ on
Oh hey this seems like a good post to remind people of this:
Around the holiday season if you get a random package from Amazon for something you never ordered just call Amazon directly. If there is a gift receipt or something in the box don’t scan it.
The scam is getting people to scan a code or visit some website where you have to enter your information to find out where this package came from. Sure enough, it just steals that data.
WillowIntrepid on
Pretty blunt with the ‘wash ass’. 😂
Hauwk_Tua on
Ha! We got something similar. It was Chinese spanks😂
cao8881827555 on
Straight into the point. I like it. I wish all instructions were this blunt.
anotherdudeonthewebs on
Portable bottle of wash ass. That’s product a lot of people can get behind… (or in front of?)
Weird that there are random typos and extra or missing spaces in there as well. Like what kind of shitty translation service they used to even make such mistakes?
Practical-Economy839 on
Wash the vulva during mensee will be more hygienic and comfortable
No portable bidet/douche/taint cleaner will make mensee more comfortable.
Adreeisadyno on
Lmao this sounds like a peri bottle
AWorldGoneMadPod on
That’s freaking funny
jingbukukgilma on
Gf: Talk dirty to me.
The guy who wrote this box: Babe, I just….. love your gynaecology
turangan on
God, above all else, save the toilet paper from the stool from your ass.
Lotus_Cake86 on
r/engrish
Theemperorsmith on
Puerperant? Don’t inflame my gynaecology, you brute!
redditpilot on
Sure, u/FapCaptainCrunch, we totally believe you did not order this “weird extra box.”
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Jeez, what was in the box? Some kind o chinese ass cleaning bottle?
Oh hey this seems like a good post to remind people of this:
Around the holiday season if you get a random package from Amazon for something you never ordered just call Amazon directly. If there is a gift receipt or something in the box don’t scan it.
The scam is getting people to scan a code or visit some website where you have to enter your information to find out where this package came from. Sure enough, it just steals that data.
Pretty blunt with the ‘wash ass’. 😂
Ha! We got something similar. It was Chinese spanks😂
Straight into the point. I like it. I wish all instructions were this blunt.
Portable bottle of wash ass. That’s product a lot of people can get behind… (or in front of?)
What is puerperant?!
reminds me of
[https://youtu.be/H9VVkwRb_7M](https://youtu.be/H9VVkwRb_7M)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJYoIMsAbgw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJYoIMsAbgw)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7i1eTMoj8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB7i1eTMoj8)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAoOOqOKLW8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAoOOqOKLW8)
What a douche.
Weird that there are random typos and extra or missing spaces in there as well. Like what kind of shitty translation service they used to even make such mistakes?
Wash the vulva during mensee will be more hygienic and comfortable
No portable bidet/douche/taint cleaner will make mensee more comfortable.
Lmao this sounds like a peri bottle
That’s freaking funny
Gf: Talk dirty to me.
The guy who wrote this box: Babe, I just….. love your gynaecology
God, above all else, save the toilet paper from the stool from your ass.
r/engrish
Puerperant? Don’t inflame my gynaecology, you brute!
Sure, u/FapCaptainCrunch, we totally believe you did not order this “weird extra box.”