Herb__IsTheWord on November 22, 2025 12:56 am _dont put it where the sun doesn’t shine… dont put it where the sun doesn’t shine.._
lemelisk42 on November 22, 2025 1:12 am r/dontputthatinyourass But seriously, it could break off, with sharp jagged base preventing removal
Noneed4cavalry on November 22, 2025 1:15 am Gourd lord would ya look at that 
dbx999 on November 22, 2025 1:19 am I know a redditor who has a long carrot whom you should hang out with.
TheFatThunderCat on November 22, 2025 1:47 am I mean technically it has a flared base… I still don’t recommend but technically…
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*she smiled at him with her lower teeth*
I should call him
PAIGE NO-
_dont put it where the sun doesn’t shine… dont put it where the sun doesn’t shine.._
Did you or didn’t you?
Comes with a girth certificate.
The pumpkin she told you not to worry about
At least the base is flared. Looks danger.Â
You mean the PEDUNCLE
It’s been said it’s not the length but the girth.
r/dontputthatinyourass
But seriously, it could break off, with sharp jagged base preventing removal
Gourd lord would ya look at that
I know a redditor who has a long carrot whom you should hang out with.
And ribbed
It has a flared base
*Girth*
The best pumpkin for a jack-o(ff)-lantern.
r/absoluteunit
Country girls make do
That’s gonna need a tub of lube.
I mean technically it has a flared base… I still don’t recommend but technically…
Someone tag that EMT on tiktok.