What could you possibly say to a sitting President to make him look like a 4 yr old getting ice cream
by Longjumping-Box5691
What could you possibly say to a sitting President to make him look like a 4 yr old getting ice cream
by Longjumping-Box5691
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“You are so smart and handsome; tell me again how you avoided Vietnam and STDs?
Probably a joke about defecating on a young Eastern European girl
I ate his kidneys
I’m guessing he’s describing how he had Khashoggi murdered.
Your ass looks like a Big Mac and I want to munch it!
“and then we put the journalist’s body in an oven and incinerated it”
Talking about all the things they get away with.
“As the leader of Saudi Arabia, I can behead anyone I want!”
The happiest I have ever seen him is when he is cozying up to a murderer.
Look at the crown prince’s face. What is he thinking?
“What a complete fool. So easy to fascinate.”
I have a few girls staying in my jet.
Please take my plane… its barely used, will only cost 400 million to fix
“Piggy want ice cream?”
I’m not even kidding, this is one of the only images I’ve seen of Trump smiling or laughing. Weird.
“I’ll give you lots of money for America’s secrets”
“And then we were like will these body parts even fit in this cart? We didn’t even know!”
“My family financed the reason Trump Tower became the tallest building in lower Manhattan.”
He farted
How much for your women?
Behave, little piggy & you just might get to bubba me afterwards
He was just filling his diaper
When the bribes hit just right.
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“And then I hacked him into little pieces!”
Saudi Arabia doing another 9/11 so Chump can be president for life.
They were talking about chopping up reporters.
In Trump’s case you probably just offer him ice cream
Something with the word “billion” in it…
“After we cut off her ear, we made her eat it.”
It’s just gas…
They’re telling bone saw jokes.
He does all these for a purpose: to make a lot of personal business deals with them after his term.
“Who wants a happy meal?!”
I notice he’s the most comfortable around other corrupt, murderous dictators or pseudo dictators.
That he will enter Paradise and will receive 72 virgins.
All the people that worship Trump sit around him and laugh like this true. Freaking guy hasn’t said one funny thing in 10 years
1 trillion dollars. And they believed it!!!
I’m guessing Vance is OK with him not wearing a suit..
A lot of evil concentrated in one room
No, no, I’m Bonesaw, YOU’RE FelonFelon37!
Chunky piggy
We’ve raised your allowance
He just promised Trump a fresh 9 year old girl.
“Perhaps we could ‘Kashoggi’ a few detractors for you, Donald.”
“Remember that time, on the island?”, to which he replies, “Which time?”.
“Your country gives my country 500B in military secrets and I give you 500M in cash.”
Wait. Is this not AI?