An Epstein survivor believes the dead pedophile’s dark sex life was beset by an obstacle.
Rina Oh, a 46-year-old artist, told media powerbroker Tina Brown that the disgraced financier was likely incapable of penetrative sex because of a fundamental issue.
“He had an extremely deformed penis,” Oh said. “Some people have described it as the shape of an egg. I think it was more of the shape of a lemon, and it was really small when it was fully erect. It was probably like two inches.”
rawboudin on
Ouch, that’s going to hurt even beyond the grave.
Aklensil on
Stormy Daniels call on trump mushroom shaped dick, make sense that these losers tried to compensate.
random_reddit_1010 on
She’s trying to say he basically had a “chode” lol
kennyj2011 on
At least it wasn’t a dragonfruit and two kiwis
fully_torqued6 on
Chodey Chodestein
Imaginary_Sherbet on
Alright y’all heard of a penis pump. They don’t make a cock much longer but it will give a cock “sweet potato” dick. So if his junk looked like a lemon. I might have used a cock pump
>Jeffrey Epstein walks of 2009 deposition with West Palm Beach lawyer Spencer Kuvin, who was representing three young girls accusing Epstein of underage procurement and prostitution.
sofahkingsick on
Arent there reports that Elongated Muscrat also has a weirdly deformed member, starting to see a pattern
kumquatsurprise on
It’s all making sense now. He wanted to screw people that were too young to know his dick was tiny and deformed. Somehow this makes it even worse: the trauma of being sexually assaulted with an egg dick. My heart goes out to victims.
darforce on
Well, yeah… anytime you hear of someone describe a pedos penis it’s small deformed weird. It’s the penis a grown woman would laugh at
Wonderful_Quit on
In that one deposition proceeding, they asked him about the shape of his penis and is it egg shaped. It’s really interesting to watch his facial expression. And then his lawyer pulled him out.
Sure-Break3413 on
Like a star fruit?
SanctusUnum on
I swear, the amount of shitty people rumoured to have tiny, weird dicks. Elon allegedly had a botched enlargement too. At this point I’m just going to take it as a given that all greedy, power-mad sociopaths are packing a needle dick.
Lucid_Insanity on
A 2inch lemon. That’s a weird mental picture, lol.
Palidor on
Toad shape, as told by a certain blonde professional
WintersComing1 on
Old news…..also predictable
Usgwanikti on
And now I can’t eat
HumanDisguisedLizard on
Maybe Elon likes Trump and Epstein because he’s got a fucked up dick too. It’s the mutilated musketeers 😂
tacofromthe80s on
Jeffrey Eggpeen
veggiebed on
I’m convinced. All these assholes who covet money, power, and control above any and all sense of decency or basic humanity just have really small and/or fucked up dicks.
DysthymicDaredeviL on
What is it with all these creeps having deformed penises. Trump is also said to have a gross misshapen penis. Elon is said to be incapable of penetration due to botched penis surgery. Harvey Weinstein was also said to have a terrifying deformed penis. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a connection between being a terrible person and having a disgusting penis.
Primary_Garbage6916 on
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
KneebarKing on
Poor Melania LOL
HoldingThunder on
Its funny how its always the people you most suspect.
shivaswrath on
This is why I’m poor.
Equivalent_Hat_7220 on
All these sickos have the weirdest dicks
Harriethair on
Serious question: Trump, Musk, Weinstein and now Epstein have all been rumored to have deformed dicks. Coincidence? The consequences of disease? Something they did to themselves or had down to them? I mean, they all look different but not to that degree.
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An Epstein survivor believes the dead pedophile’s dark sex life was beset by an obstacle.
Rina Oh, a 46-year-old artist, told media powerbroker Tina Brown that the disgraced financier was likely incapable of penetrative sex because of a fundamental issue.
“He had an extremely deformed penis,” Oh said. “Some people have described it as the shape of an egg. I think it was more of the shape of a lemon, and it was really small when it was fully erect. It was probably like two inches.”
Ouch, that’s going to hurt even beyond the grave.
Stormy Daniels call on trump mushroom shaped dick, make sense that these losers tried to compensate.
She’s trying to say he basically had a “chode” lol
At least it wasn’t a dragonfruit and two kiwis
Chodey Chodestein
Alright y’all heard of a penis pump. They don’t make a cock much longer but it will give a cock “sweet potato” dick. So if his junk looked like a lemon. I might have used a cock pump
Trump’s is a mushroom
Epsteins is a fruit.
Can we please stop. I need brain bleach
Video where Epstein is being asked [“Is it true that you have an egg-shaped penis”](https://youtu.be/ykQfE2vAS6o?WIal3CidlbaZmus1)
>Jeffrey Epstein walks of 2009 deposition with West Palm Beach lawyer Spencer Kuvin, who was representing three young girls accusing Epstein of underage procurement and prostitution.
Arent there reports that Elongated Muscrat also has a weirdly deformed member, starting to see a pattern
It’s all making sense now. He wanted to screw people that were too young to know his dick was tiny and deformed. Somehow this makes it even worse: the trauma of being sexually assaulted with an egg dick. My heart goes out to victims.
Well, yeah… anytime you hear of someone describe a pedos penis it’s small deformed weird. It’s the penis a grown woman would laugh at
In that one deposition proceeding, they asked him about the shape of his penis and is it egg shaped. It’s really interesting to watch his facial expression. And then his lawyer pulled him out.
Like a star fruit?
I swear, the amount of shitty people rumoured to have tiny, weird dicks. Elon allegedly had a botched enlargement too. At this point I’m just going to take it as a given that all greedy, power-mad sociopaths are packing a needle dick.
A 2inch lemon. That’s a weird mental picture, lol.
Toad shape, as told by a certain blonde professional
Old news…..also predictable
And now I can’t eat
Maybe Elon likes Trump and Epstein because he’s got a fucked up dick too. It’s the mutilated musketeers 😂
Jeffrey Eggpeen
I’m convinced. All these assholes who covet money, power, and control above any and all sense of decency or basic humanity just have really small and/or fucked up dicks.
What is it with all these creeps having deformed penises. Trump is also said to have a gross misshapen penis. Elon is said to be incapable of penetration due to botched penis surgery. Harvey Weinstein was also said to have a terrifying deformed penis. I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a connection between being a terrible person and having a disgusting penis.
May I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Poor Melania LOL
Its funny how its always the people you most suspect.
This is why I’m poor.
All these sickos have the weirdest dicks
Serious question: Trump, Musk, Weinstein and now Epstein have all been rumored to have deformed dicks. Coincidence? The consequences of disease? Something they did to themselves or had down to them? I mean, they all look different but not to that degree.