How many of Elons’s children see him more than once a week? Once a month? Once a year? Less than once annually?
isecore on
Ah yes, a close involved bond with his trans child who he’s disowned, and who has a lot of opinions on what an absolute shitty dad and awful person Elon is.
PassengerNo2259 on

Cu_Chulainn__ on
The close involved bond bit definitely has Elon coping fingerprints all over it
jpsreddit85 on
It seems grok is now just artificial, no sign of intelligence left at all.
VideoCoachTeeRev on
comedy has many forms. some are not intentional and are actually people laughing at how pathetic you are.
Tweeting all day is not considered working to 99% of the rest of us, just so you know.
captain_trainwreck on
Did they hardcode Grok again?
Cardboard_Robot on
Is this that “woke AI” that Bill Maher was complaining about?
Nail_Biterr on
world’s first trillionaire living a ‘high-stakes life’. dude could literally buy everything he sees and thinks about, and still be making more money than he can spend. how is that ‘high stakes’?
BeMyBrutus on
I haven’t laughed this hard in months
Admirable-Sink-2622 on
I wouldn’t trust Grok with simple math.
houslar on
poor Grok drank the Kool-aid
OpinionPoop on
And grok is officially an a.i. that has been training ro spout complete slop. Wow.
entr0picly on
Holy shit. If I ever had an ai talk about me, please please let it rest on my merits and nothing else. I mean what a lame ass way to describe yourself. Like come on. That description is so bland. Screams INSECURE more than anything else.
gozer33 on
oh goodness, I needed a laugh today
Avangeloony on
This is funnier than any insults we could throw at him.
SXTY82 on
Elon has the physique of a Sun Bleached Sponge Bob.
johanTR on
Elon’s physique:

He should’ve bought Pillsbury instead of Tesla…
TheoDog96 on
Guess the revised algorithm is working now.
Still-Grass8881 on
Does he shit golden goose eggs, too?
Bibblegead1412 on
“Elon currently has all of his kids in Texas, because of lax child support laws, and actively fights to be the lowest bidder on their care”
username32768 on

negativepositiv on
Rival companies developing AI should emphasize this as a way of pointing out how unreliable and dishonest Grok is.
eggelton on
A friend who used to work at SpaceX relayed to me that he regularly had to explain physics concepts to Musk, like the conservation of energy, after being asked to deliver results that defied the laws of physics. Being corrected pissed off the washi-kozo-skinned, pro-apartheid shitbag so much that he ultimately offered the choice of demotion or departure, so my friend departed.
Allcyon on
Fat, drug addled, conman, who’s kids hate him.
Ok-Vegetable-8170 on
Sounds like the kind of things they taught children in Nazi Germany about the Fuhrer.
Professional_Echo907 on
So clearly somebody anticipated this question and lobotomized the Large Language Model on this topic. 👀
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Hey, Grok!
How many of Elons’s children see him more than once a week? Once a month? Once a year? Less than once annually?
Ah yes, a close involved bond with his trans child who he’s disowned, and who has a lot of opinions on what an absolute shitty dad and awful person Elon is.

The close involved bond bit definitely has Elon coping fingerprints all over it
It seems grok is now just artificial, no sign of intelligence left at all.
comedy has many forms. some are not intentional and are actually people laughing at how pathetic you are.
So it lies. Got it.
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Oh yeah, look at that LEAN and wiry honed body!
Tweeting all day is not considered working to 99% of the rest of us, just so you know.
Did they hardcode Grok again?
Is this that “woke AI” that Bill Maher was complaining about?
world’s first trillionaire living a ‘high-stakes life’. dude could literally buy everything he sees and thinks about, and still be making more money than he can spend. how is that ‘high stakes’?
I haven’t laughed this hard in months
I wouldn’t trust Grok with simple math.
poor Grok drank the Kool-aid
And grok is officially an a.i. that has been training ro spout complete slop. Wow.
Holy shit. If I ever had an ai talk about me, please please let it rest on my merits and nothing else. I mean what a lame ass way to describe yourself. Like come on. That description is so bland. Screams INSECURE more than anything else.
oh goodness, I needed a laugh today
This is funnier than any insults we could throw at him.
Elon has the physique of a Sun Bleached Sponge Bob.
Elon’s physique:

He should’ve bought Pillsbury instead of Tesla…
Guess the revised algorithm is working now.
Does he shit golden goose eggs, too?
“Elon currently has all of his kids in Texas, because of lax child support laws, and actively fights to be the lowest bidder on their care”

Rival companies developing AI should emphasize this as a way of pointing out how unreliable and dishonest Grok is.
A friend who used to work at SpaceX relayed to me that he regularly had to explain physics concepts to Musk, like the conservation of energy, after being asked to deliver results that defied the laws of physics. Being corrected pissed off the washi-kozo-skinned, pro-apartheid shitbag so much that he ultimately offered the choice of demotion or departure, so my friend departed.
Fat, drug addled, conman, who’s kids hate him.
Sounds like the kind of things they taught children in Nazi Germany about the Fuhrer.
So clearly somebody anticipated this question and lobotomized the Large Language Model on this topic. 👀