Maybe they have sensitive teeth. I’m not mad at it..

Kangarou on
What kind of salad? Salad can be made of anything. But “microwaveable ingredients” are pretty low on the list.
royalenocheese on
I am trying (and failing hard) to come up with a salad I want warm.
Lock her tf up.
AirportTotal4983 on
I’ve only warmed it if the lettuce was a little frozen from the fridge temp being too cold..

mvgreene on
So, my analytical brain is wondering if the salad was kale, spinach or a chard.
BlackBoiFlyy on
This must have been the same lady who tried to get a free meal at my old restaurant job because, as they said, the salad they ordered was cold. The only hot item in the damn salad was shrimp that are made per order. She also complained about that.
Jamaican_Dynamite on
I’m tryna to imagine what salad needs that treatment.
juggevery on
I’m calling the FBI in the food division cuz who microwaves salads
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Warming up a salad? She cappin
Who warms a salad in the microwave? That’s enough reason to be committed.
Gonna taste like a tossed salad

everyone knows you just heat up the dressing in a separate container…
need that ranch burn your mouth hot.
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Hopefully it was a roasted veggie salad.
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I’ve done this before. Sensitive teeth is a bitch.
I would only get it up to room temperature
Must be a demon or something
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Maybe they have sensitive teeth. I’m not mad at it..

What kind of salad? Salad can be made of anything. But “microwaveable ingredients” are pretty low on the list.
I am trying (and failing hard) to come up with a salad I want warm.
Lock her tf up.
I’ve only warmed it if the lettuce was a little frozen from the fridge temp being too cold..

So, my analytical brain is wondering if the salad was kale, spinach or a chard.
This must have been the same lady who tried to get a free meal at my old restaurant job because, as they said, the salad they ordered was cold. The only hot item in the damn salad was shrimp that are made per order. She also complained about that.
I’m tryna to imagine what salad needs that treatment.
I’m calling the FBI in the food division cuz who microwaves salads
https://preview.redd.it/qcpdnzqbyu1g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd79be530f1d306beffa36350935929a79cb968d
Maybe it was potato salad
The coworker:
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In the Microwave??? You might be a serial killer.
As long as it isn’t GODDAMN TUNA FUCKING CASSEROLE I don’t give a shit what people reheat in the work microwave.
But Carol, I will file a goddamn HR complaint if you do that shit again. FOR THEE FUCKING MINUTES?!? IT’S ALREADY DEAD!!
FFS
Yeah I like my salad a little room temp. It’s too cold straight out the fridge.
What kinda salad tho?
I warm up the pineapple I add to my Greek yogurt. It tastes better that way, especially when I sprinkle some cinnamon on it.
