This is what they do with everything though. They never have a good argument for anything so they make shit up.
Bongcopter_ on
So they walk from Columbia with their cows now?
LysanderAmairgen on
I thought Trump closed the border was doing a really good job with it?
SomeSamples on
These people are bringing their cows and camels and elephants. We just don’t have a place to put all those animals. And they are all diseased…. Isn’t this the same argument Trump used when he first ran for president? All immigrants were bringing in disease? These people are literally the worst.
Wikid1ne on
Literally grasping at straws at this point
God-Modder on
Can I just say one thing? Stupid people piss me off so much. And most of this country is stupid people with zero reflection and processing skills. It’s embarrassing. This world is not meant for intelligent people with good morals and kind hearts.
LordTinglewood on
I believe this would make South Americans the greatest cowboys ever, herding cattle through rainforests, [impassable lands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dari%C3%A9n_Gap), deserts, swamps, cartel territories…
Maleficent_Gas3278 on
Also tries to paves the way for an excuse when people get sick from Argentinian beef.
subzbearcat on
Fun fact, the beef is coming in legally, but the government downsized all of the cattle inspectors years ago. This means we’ve all been eating diseased beef for years probably
itsallahoaxbud on
Sure!!! They marched that beef all the way through Central America and Mexico to get it to our borders. Fucking embarrassing shit clowns on this administration. *he* rounded up the dumbest fucking people he could find to suck him off while not accomplishing anything related to their assigned jobs.
soldins on
Next up on Truth Social:
“Illegal COWS are the BIGGEST THREAT TO OUR NATION *sniff*”
mmccxi on
Why the hell would anyone smuggle diseased cattle. Even if they could, why would they?
Significant_Link_103 on
Trump has said he has completely sealed the border and there are no illegal crossings.
Daflehrer1 on
This half a hard-on is a walking Onion headline.
CableBoyJerry on
Why would that increase beef prices?
UndeniableLie on
Us border control must really suck if you can bring the cattle with you while crossing. All those movies with people sneaking around in dark and crawling through narrow tunnels were just fantasy afterall. Real illegal immigrants just walz over with their cows in tow
Lazy-Explanation7165 on
Tomorrow’s headline on faux, Huge caravan of migrant cows seen approaching our southern border!
Auto18732 on
Maybe the migrants are hiding inside the cattle and waiting for them to cross the boarder to come out.
Hurrly90 on
So the arguement is Prices are high, cos people are smuggling in cheaper options? THAt makes no sense at all.
Certain-Necessary347 on
But I thought border crossings were down to zero 🤷🏻♂️
hasimirrossi on
Barnyard fan fiction sounds problematic.
555byte on
And Bubba is helping to herd the cattle north…
Careful-Trade-9666 on
A smuggler carrying a bale of dope is impressive, but carrying a cow is next level.
IAFarmLife on
This is what happened. It’s just not the Southern U.S. border like he is talking about.
New World Screwworm (NWS) was contained below Panama, but occasionally outbreaks do happen outside of the quarantine zone. The lastest has brought NWS within 500 miles of the U.S. border with Mexico. This outbreak started in 2022 with illegal movement of livestock across borders in Central America. Livestock from areas with NWS present are tough to impossible to move out of those areas, but lately with high beef prices smugglers have had ample reasons to do that. This has allowed the NWS to move further North into Mexico than it’s been in decades.
Because of the potential to damage the American Beef industry the U.S. closed down live beef imports from Mexico and other affected countries, which, coupled with low U.S. beef herd numbers, has had a large effect on the price of beef. Other factors are also to blame for beef prices, but the low inventory and the closing of imports from our largest supplier have been the largest.
Particular-Ad9304 on
Yes they cross the Darién Gap, one of those inhospitable and difficult jungle crossings in the world, with cattle in tow.
Just beyond nonsensical at this point
infctr on
I’m convinced the next Dem candidate needs to make up outrageous responses to every one of their lies. I.e. ICE is running an illegal cattle importation racket. Or Trump is flying in sick cattle using the Qatari jet.
Murky_Tennis954 on
So the cows are jumping over the moon and then landing here?
incognitohippie on
Damn those are some bad ass cows to survive such a journey! 🤣🤡
SNL writers barely have to write anything! The jokes just appear
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This is what they do with everything though. They never have a good argument for anything so they make shit up.
So they walk from Columbia with their cows now?
I thought Trump closed the border was doing a really good job with it?
These people are bringing their cows and camels and elephants. We just don’t have a place to put all those animals. And they are all diseased…. Isn’t this the same argument Trump used when he first ran for president? All immigrants were bringing in disease? These people are literally the worst.
Literally grasping at straws at this point
Can I just say one thing? Stupid people piss me off so much. And most of this country is stupid people with zero reflection and processing skills. It’s embarrassing. This world is not meant for intelligent people with good morals and kind hearts.
I believe this would make South Americans the greatest cowboys ever, herding cattle through rainforests, [impassable lands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dari%C3%A9n_Gap), deserts, swamps, cartel territories…
Also tries to paves the way for an excuse when people get sick from Argentinian beef.
Fun fact, the beef is coming in legally, but the government downsized all of the cattle inspectors years ago. This means we’ve all been eating diseased beef for years probably
Sure!!! They marched that beef all the way through Central America and Mexico to get it to our borders. Fucking embarrassing shit clowns on this administration. *he* rounded up the dumbest fucking people he could find to suck him off while not accomplishing anything related to their assigned jobs.
Next up on Truth Social:
“Illegal COWS are the BIGGEST THREAT TO OUR NATION *sniff*”
Why the hell would anyone smuggle diseased cattle. Even if they could, why would they?
Trump has said he has completely sealed the border and there are no illegal crossings.
This half a hard-on is a walking Onion headline.
Why would that increase beef prices?
Us border control must really suck if you can bring the cattle with you while crossing. All those movies with people sneaking around in dark and crawling through narrow tunnels were just fantasy afterall. Real illegal immigrants just walz over with their cows in tow
Tomorrow’s headline on faux, Huge caravan of migrant cows seen approaching our southern border!
Maybe the migrants are hiding inside the cattle and waiting for them to cross the boarder to come out.
So the arguement is Prices are high, cos people are smuggling in cheaper options? THAt makes no sense at all.
But I thought border crossings were down to zero 🤷🏻♂️
Barnyard fan fiction sounds problematic.
And Bubba is helping to herd the cattle north…
A smuggler carrying a bale of dope is impressive, but carrying a cow is next level.
This is what happened. It’s just not the Southern U.S. border like he is talking about.
New World Screwworm (NWS) was contained below Panama, but occasionally outbreaks do happen outside of the quarantine zone. The lastest has brought NWS within 500 miles of the U.S. border with Mexico. This outbreak started in 2022 with illegal movement of livestock across borders in Central America. Livestock from areas with NWS present are tough to impossible to move out of those areas, but lately with high beef prices smugglers have had ample reasons to do that. This has allowed the NWS to move further North into Mexico than it’s been in decades.
Because of the potential to damage the American Beef industry the U.S. closed down live beef imports from Mexico and other affected countries, which, coupled with low U.S. beef herd numbers, has had a large effect on the price of beef. Other factors are also to blame for beef prices, but the low inventory and the closing of imports from our largest supplier have been the largest.
Yes they cross the Darién Gap, one of those inhospitable and difficult jungle crossings in the world, with cattle in tow.
Just beyond nonsensical at this point
I’m convinced the next Dem candidate needs to make up outrageous responses to every one of their lies. I.e. ICE is running an illegal cattle importation racket. Or Trump is flying in sick cattle using the Qatari jet.
So the cows are jumping over the moon and then landing here?
Damn those are some bad ass cows to survive such a journey! 🤣🤡
SNL writers barely have to write anything! The jokes just appear
DONALD TRUMP USED OUR MONEY TO PAY FOR THAT BEEF!
They’re eating the cows!!