Christmas is coming.

    by Sizeguy92

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    1. Seasonal work is good for extra cash.

      Stripping is probably better for your mental health than working retail.

    2. I wonder how many drug deals, ODs, SAs, murders, and assaults have happened in that parking lot.

    3. How to tell a place is seedy without actually seeing the place …….

      I can feel the sticky floors from here !

    4. AlsoTheFiredrake on

      Come on now. That shed is way too small to be a strip club. It needs to be at least, three times bigger!

    5. I like this review: the stripper tried to buy coke off of me but best tuna casserole I ever had 5/5.

    6. I knew a guy in college (I can’t even call him a friend of a friend because most of us were positive he just crashed a party once & kept showing up) who urged his girlfriend to do this one November. He became the cliche guy dating a stripper with all the “Yeah but the difference is I don’t have to PAY to see her naked” & “She comes home to me” stuff. We got back from winter break & she didn’t seem to be in the picture anymore. He wouldn’t outright say they broke up & would change the topic if anyone asked.

      Around Valentines Day a friend was at Walmart & spotted her with this older guy who owned a local used car lot. She excitedly walked up to him & after talking for a bit said “Just in case (guy) told you otherwise my fiance was already getting divorced before I got pregnant”.

      The guy stopped showing up before anyone had the pleasure of dropping the “So I heard (ex) is pregnant!” bomb.

    7. Theres a strip club near me called the mouse’s ear that put out a whole flyer advertising for moms hard on cash to come strip for money. They even have a contest where the mom that gets voted “sexiest mom” wins bonus cash.

    8. i would have to stop in just to see what the fuck a dirt lot strip club in the middle of the woods looks like

    9. Don’t knock it. I’m a slightly overweight, middle-aged guy. They paid me $50 to get off the stage. Easiest 5 minutes of work I ever did.

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