Brits vs Germans: expectations vs reality

    by RaiseOk2044

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    1. Gigachadicusmaximus on

      To all the brits reading this: Cheers, my brothers from other mothers!

      May your beer never warm!

    2. Can confirm, thought that was my dad for a sec only to realize the face is redder than his.

      Seriously that man and out drink me and my Uncle while ending with a *light blush* on his face.

    3. KeksimusMaximusLegio on

      Always been curious. Do Germans have a drunken chant for a specific nation like how Britain has “2 world wars and 1 world cup” for the Germans

    4. how long is it going to take me to upvote all of these comments…. maybe a efficient German can tell me

    5. TastySquiggles198 on

      As a half German half Brit can confirm inside of me there are two wolves and they’re both this guy

    6. One of the few things Hitler got right was seeing us as pretty much the same (the other being animal rights in case anyone was wondering).

    7. Imaginary-Sky3694 on

      Brits and Germans being nice knowing wwlll is around the corner and they don’t if they’ll be opps or allys

    8. honestly, every time i visit my cousin in hamburg he greets me with the tightest 0.3-second handshake like we’re closing a merger, then proceeds to drink me under the table while discussing train timetables. meanwhile i’m there in my hoody apologising to the furniture for bumping into it. we’re basically the same people just one runs on beer and efficiency and the other on tea and awkwardness 😅

    9. British? German? Spanish? Italian? I don’t care, as long as there’s cows, fields, a Fendt Tractor and cold beer, we are all the same.

    10. They are called anglo-SAXONS for a reason and the British Royal family is of German descent once called “Saxe-Coburg und Gotha” but changed to “House of Windsor” during WWI.

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