Plot twist: Hemingway’s ghost just rage quit after seeing this
theboned1 on
Guarantee you a husband bought this and my wife said “are you out of your mind”.
Outrageous_Border_81 on
No expert here but That looks slightly used.
fondue4kill on
How much did they spend?! A quick search online showed that most sex swings are below $200. Poor guy/ girl spent way too much and didn’t even get to use it
Cross_22 on
You can get new ones for less than that. Or so a friend told me.
Dyolf_Knip on
Don’t forget “Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened. Small stain.”
usuhbi on
is it available?
sucobe on
“Hey babe, I got us a present.”
“No.”
Here we are.
AceBadCat on
He said he didn’t write that. It’s a myth
DrakeAU on
Sex Swing Used. $400.
mrlr on
What is… never mind.
twovhstapes on
sex swing, never swung
PurpleTechPants on
There’s rust on the washers. The dream has been dead for so long.
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Plot twist: Hemingway’s ghost just rage quit after seeing this
Guarantee you a husband bought this and my wife said “are you out of your mind”.
No expert here but That looks slightly used.
How much did they spend?! A quick search online showed that most sex swings are below $200. Poor guy/ girl spent way too much and didn’t even get to use it
You can get new ones for less than that. Or so a friend told me.
Don’t forget “Parachute for sale. Used once, never opened. Small stain.”
is it available?
“Hey babe, I got us a present.”
“No.”
Here we are.
He said he didn’t write that. It’s a myth
Sex Swing Used. $400.
What is… never mind.
sex swing, never swung
There’s rust on the washers. The dream has been dead for so long.