we live in a very small town with less than 200 people and within that in remote area with around 15 people living there, next to a small train station. i have no idea how this happened. we left it there for around a week and nobody took it away so we just took it inside…
jbizzy1324 on
Its how serial killers mark their territory. Often filled with the bones of their victims.
Best to just say thank you and display it with honour
rwf2017 on
Does it taste like chicken?
letdogsvote on
You have been chosen.
archaeo_rex on
Luca Brasi sleeps with the nuggets.
Tr123420 on
Italy?
ExtentDecent2896 on
What the cluck!!!!
SadisticFerret on
omg this is either the start of a really weird horror movie or someone’s idea of a practical joke lol.. maybe set up a camera to see if they come back with more animals 👀.
TheFurryPetRock on
Why does this shit never happen to me?!
GrumpyOldBear1968 on
with the eye combs I think thats a type of grouse
rlnrlnrln on
Taxidermied .. sure… That’s what it _wants_ you to think. Please tell me you didn’t take it indoors.
Edit: Oh my god, they took it indoors.
bizoticallyyours83 on
🫤 The only thing I can think of is that maybe they got the wrong address? That or you’ve been marked by the chicken cult?
Rohdich on
what the cluck
chonklord9000 on
Your door was cock blocked. It’s a curse. You shall receive no sex for 7 years.
Alternative-Bee-1716 on
How can you be sure that chicken is not just really good at being still?
no_talent_ass_clown on
“This chicken just showed up on my doorstep one day.”
Argylius on
It’s cursed. They got rid of it for obvious reasons. Now, you are saddled with it instead
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we live in a very small town with less than 200 people and within that in remote area with around 15 people living there, next to a small train station. i have no idea how this happened. we left it there for around a week and nobody took it away so we just took it inside…
Its how serial killers mark their territory. Often filled with the bones of their victims.
[CDS](https://www.reddit.com/r/CatDistributionSystem/) in action but in your case c stands for chicken
New wall ornament!
Damn kids
Free taxidermied chicken.
I see this as an absolute win
Best to just say thank you and display it with honour
Does it taste like chicken?
You have been chosen.
Luca Brasi sleeps with the nuggets.
Italy?
What the cluck!!!!
omg this is either the start of a really weird horror movie or someone’s idea of a practical joke lol.. maybe set up a camera to see if they come back with more animals 👀.
Why does this shit never happen to me?!
with the eye combs I think thats a type of grouse
Taxidermied .. sure… That’s what it _wants_ you to think. Please tell me you didn’t take it indoors.
Edit: Oh my god, they took it indoors.
🫤 The only thing I can think of is that maybe they got the wrong address? That or you’ve been marked by the chicken cult?
what the cluck
Your door was cock blocked. It’s a curse. You shall receive no sex for 7 years.
How can you be sure that chicken is not just really good at being still?
“This chicken just showed up on my doorstep one day.”
It’s cursed. They got rid of it for obvious reasons. Now, you are saddled with it instead