Glittering_Crow_6382 on November 13, 2025 10:57 pm My dumb ass thought this was a halo meme for a minute, had to glance at the sub to see it was historical spartans
Daan776 on November 13, 2025 11:16 pm Nothing says “manly” then abusing your son before fucking your mate in the ass
TehProfessor96 on November 13, 2025 11:16 pm Hi fives for the women, open mouth tongue kisses for the men.
GeorgiaPossum on November 13, 2025 11:37 pm The sex was so gay and prevalent that they had to shave the heads of women so their husbands could get used to the idea of having a wife.
Weetea9602 on November 13, 2025 11:48 pm Spartan A:Brother you have a very firm buttocks. Can i indulge in caressing your plump behind? Spartan B: Yes brother, you may, and can i touch your strong dangling phallus? Narrator: they are a very good roommates.
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My dumb ass thought this was a halo meme for a minute, had to glance at the sub to see it was historical spartans
Well, was *an another kind* of fighting…
Nothing says “manly” then abusing your son before fucking your mate in the ass
Hi fives for the women, open mouth tongue kisses for the men.
(downvote if in bad taste)
*Hah!* ***GAYYYYY!!!***
I mean, it all involved a spear
The sex was so gay and prevalent that they had to shave the heads of women so their husbands could get used to the idea of having a wife.
Spartan A:Brother you have a very firm buttocks. Can i indulge in caressing your plump behind?
Spartan B: Yes brother, you may, and can i touch your strong dangling phallus?
Narrator: they are a very good roommates.