Good news, everyone!

    by SafePlenty2590

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    1. Minimum-Coast-6653 on

      So I’m still in the negative with how much more I’m paying for….everything.

    2. StormLordEternal on

      “Out of the billions we have stolen out of your pockets, in our dear leaders infinite generosity and benevolence, we have decided to gift you 20* of God’s given American dollars. Please be sure to give thanks to our great and wise overlord and be sure to spend it on his high quality products.”

      *Terms and Conditions apply, subject to tax, must be a Republican voter with white ancestry, no criminal record, and registered church attendance with confirmed donations above $2000.

    3. First a lie. Then a lie with a date. Followed probably by a lie with a data certain. Then a pull back. And finally a blame on the Dems for ruining the 2K checks.

      And MAGA will believe this. Just like they believed in a Dem shutdown when republicans owned the House, Senate, and Presidency.

      Our problem is not with the grifting criminals in the MAGA republican party. Our problem, sad as it is to say, is the populace that votes for MAGA and turns a blind eye to the destruction of America. I’m not sure that populace can be educated enough to understand what they are doing to this country by voting. And I’m pretty sure they don’t care.

    4. This is the same day my long time girlfriend and I are getting married too! (Yes, you’re all invited)

      Also, they should have started the list with BREAKING:

    5. It’s funny that Trump in one conversation says tariffs will help pay down the deficit, and others will suggest this check. Then you have other conversations about paying people directly instead of subsidizing Healthcare. He’s just throwing stuff against a wall to see what sticks.

    6. Oh good. Whew. I was worried it wasn’t true. I needed a REAL date to cling to. Let’s all meet back here Feb 30 and celebrate.

    7. And droves of people who do not have the ability to critically think, will start cheering and making plans to spend that money.

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