My brother does this shit. Stops at last damn second, speeds like crazy, and all while texting. Told my parents I will no longer drive with him.
LastDirtyMartini on
And the driver wonders why the passenger seat always smells like piss.
crossplanetriple on
And then you get rear ended by the guy behind you, causing your car to go flying into the back of the car in front.
Nervous-Candidate574 on
The ass clinch got me, and I’ve been there
ConversationSilly192 on
Whenever that happens, I just sit there.
Calmly cause my natural fear is once broken or something idk.
Yellowscourge on
The butt clench lol
Ugo_Flickerman on
And yet no safety belt… Why?
LobstaFarian2 on
When the light is red way before the car gets there, and they wait till the last second to slam on the brakes, blows my fucking mind. I just dont understand that shit.
H1016 on
This happens to me every time my wife drives. It’s like she’s calculating the last absolute moment until she has to put on the brakes.
euben_hadd on
I have to admit I did actually LOL at the buttcheek clench.
HaveSomeFreedom11 on
I also have a deaf friend who drive like that.
Puzzled_Husky on
YEP and that’s where I exit the vehicle at the light and call a taxi.
You do that shit and drive unsafely I’m leaving. K bye.
Agent_Int3rna1 on
Yep… my mom
Tramonto83 on
My wife, every time…
Mario583a on
dragoduval on
As someone who suffers Amaxophobia, im that guy pretty mucj with everyone but a select few good drivers.
Meatsweetsonmygrill on
This is why I’m on the phone in the car. If I can’t see what he may have hit, it didn’t happen.
Impossible_Crazy_654 on
*Samir, you are breaking the car!*
IWillTransformUrButt on
How my husband stops, literally 2 seconds away from hitting the car in front of him. And then he gets mad at me for getting scared.
LukeZNotFound on
Im both actually
rohit_pr on
Hand brake
oral_cigarettes on
stoop
alyaqd95 on
My dad drives like that, the ass clinching is too real
IllTwo7643 on
The last time I drove my dad somewhere he told me to slow down. I was going 20 in a 25 neighborhood 😅🤦♀️
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USE THE BLOODY BRAKES MAN!!!!
mfs be driving like they wanna beat google maps
The universal face of I swear I hit save
My brother does this shit. Stops at last damn second, speeds like crazy, and all while texting. Told my parents I will no longer drive with him.
And the driver wonders why the passenger seat always smells like piss.
And then you get rear ended by the guy behind you, causing your car to go flying into the back of the car in front.
The ass clinch got me, and I’ve been there
Whenever that happens, I just sit there.
Calmly cause my natural fear is once broken or something idk.
The butt clench lol
And yet no safety belt… Why?
When the light is red way before the car gets there, and they wait till the last second to slam on the brakes, blows my fucking mind. I just dont understand that shit.
This happens to me every time my wife drives. It’s like she’s calculating the last absolute moment until she has to put on the brakes.
I have to admit I did actually LOL at the buttcheek clench.
I also have a deaf friend who drive like that.
YEP and that’s where I exit the vehicle at the light and call a taxi.
You do that shit and drive unsafely I’m leaving. K bye.
Yep… my mom
My wife, every time…
As someone who suffers Amaxophobia, im that guy pretty mucj with everyone but a select few good drivers.
This is why I’m on the phone in the car. If I can’t see what he may have hit, it didn’t happen.
*Samir, you are breaking the car!*
How my husband stops, literally 2 seconds away from hitting the car in front of him. And then he gets mad at me for getting scared.
Im both actually
Hand brake
stoop
My dad drives like that, the ass clinching is too real
The last time I drove my dad somewhere he told me to slow down. I was going 20 in a 25 neighborhood 😅🤦♀️