Decisions decisions…

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    1. Bwilderedwanderer on

      One correction. If it said ‘everyone of THEM gets diarrhea ‘ than it would be 60%

    2. WinterPizza1972 on

      Correction. Diarrhea forever leads poll, but not at 50% because of 3rd party:  “Everyone has to try Anal.”

    3. As an American it’s more like “I’m greedy, amoral and want power but at least I’ll give you the bare minimum of what you want and won’t fuck up your lives” vs “I straight up want everyone who isn’t at least a millionaire to be either dead or slaves”. Sure you’ve got a couple of progressives in the democratic party but for the most part this is what it feels like to me.

    4. MAGA= Diarrhea forever.

      Actually to have diarrhea you need something in your stomach, and since most of SNAP recipients are on red states and they voted for politicians that want to remove SNAP benefits, I guess you can say a naturally occurring fix is in the works. A self regulation if you will.

      And before anyone takes the wrong way, I wholeheartedly support those in need and have donated to food banks, recently and in the part several times.

      I wish their votes only affected what happens to them personally and not to everyone else, but oh well, here we are.

    5. If they just voted to give themselves diarrhea forever, I’d be fine with that, and would just stop visiting any washroom in the US. Unfortunately they seem fixated on the rest of the world swirling down the toilet with them.

    6. As a Swede, it feels more like the other side is constantly saying they’re willing to work with the diarrhea party to make sure *most* people get diarrhea *almost* all the time, but in a responsible way and that they *are* going to install bathrooms with ample supply of toilet paper in some parts of the country for those who don’t like having diarrhea almost all the time, providing they live in a designated toilet zone, that is.

      It’s *better*, but it’s still a *lot* of shit everywhere no matter which way you go.

    7. politiscientist on

      The reality of it is the choices are more like diarrhea forever or you only get one square of toilet paper to wipe every time you go.

    8. Yeah, but the red crowd is telling everyone (lying) that the puppies are infected with rabies and will kill your whole family and ruin democracy and diarrhea isn’t all that bad.

    9. There are going to be a lot of overcrowded animal shelters, and abandoned dogs in state parks.

    10. Think-Chair-1938 on

      “So if everyone gets a dog, that means Blacks get dogs too?” – Diarrhea voter

    11. Democrats during the election: look, I know the American electorate wants free puppies, but campaigning on that would be irresponsible and a betrayal of the Puppy Industry.

      *loses by 15 points*

      Russia did this.

    12. The mainstream media is marketing the government forcing your to live with a wolf in your house as “a puppy for everyone” and free Taco Bell for all as diarrhea forever.

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