I hope nobody comes to say that they hope nobody comes to say that they should donate it to the poor
sunkencathedral on
Totally agree with the sentiment, but damn he had to mess up by saying ‘year 0’. There was no year 0.
monkeyvspony on
What til OP finds out theres a quadrillion and even numbers beyond that!
Cattywompus-thirdeye on
If I had that much money, I wouldn’t have that much money.
GorillaGrip_Pussy on
It’s all make believe money anyways. When the banks crash and roving carnival gangs take over, your digital bank accounts won’t matter.
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mark_vs on
just add up how many days you’ve been alive.
Kromting on
Wait until you find out how they avoid paying taxes..
Supercc on
Tesla shareholders are the ultimate Nazi simps
SirMiba on
Remember: Elon is not getting a trillion USD handed to him NOW. Shareholders voted yes for a compensation package of 423.7 million performance-based restricted shares (roughly ~12% of Tesla’s current shares) that Musk could earn by achieving each tranche of the associated performance milestones.
To unlock the full payout, Tesla and Musk must meet both market-value and operational targets, including but not comprehensively:
* Start at US$2 trillion, then successive increases (~US$500 billion steps) culminating at US$8.5 trillion.
* Operational / product goals: For example:
* Deliver ~20 million vehicles (cumulatively) over the period.
* Deploy ~1 million robo-taxis in commercial operation.
* Manufacture ~1 million humanoid robots (Tesla’s “Optimus”)
SlipperyGibbet on
I DON’T LIKE THE FUTURE DX
SidneyDeane10 on
I’m going to assume pat dmitri is correct here
therealsoggi on
Each and every shareholder should be sued for collaborating with a nazi
therealsoggi on
Shame on everyone who still buys a Tesla car
peter-bone on
A cube shaped box 10x10x10 m contains 1 trillion cubic mm. So roughly the number of sugar grains that could fit in a fairly large house.
sawrb on
It’s IDDQD + IDSPISPOPD kind of money at this point
EscapeFacebook on
Thats why ceo pay doesn’t make any sense.
dokutarodokutaro on
Tesla’s current value: $1.5T
Toyota’s current value: $266B
Tesla’s net income last year: $7B
Toyota’s net income last year: $32B
Tesla has almost 6 times the valuation and less than a quarter of the profits. But sure, it’ll get to $10T value cuz “robots”
hurdeehurr on
The problem is a net worth vs actually having the money.
I hate the fucking guy but he doesn’t have nor will he ever have a trillion dollars.
A billion is still obscene. For him to collect on that “wealth” he’d have to liquidate his huge amount of stock and if he did it all at once it would absolutely TANK the company and stock values.
It’s all just smoke and mirrors.
Orlha on
Useless math
Dizzy_Restaurant3874 on
With inflation and interest, you’d have several trillion dollars. Inflation was very high in medieval times, the high inflation is actually why the period is termed ‘medieval’.
/s
LiveLong_N_Prosper on
Converting equivalent seconds into days and years provides some perspective.
DazzlingTopic529 on
Are there any guillotines left?
MiCK_GaSM on
Man, just 100 people could team up, and be loaded for generations..
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They should donate it to the poor
I hope nobody comes to say that they hope nobody comes to say that they should donate it to the poor
Totally agree with the sentiment, but damn he had to mess up by saying ‘year 0’. There was no year 0.
What til OP finds out theres a quadrillion and even numbers beyond that!
If I had that much money, I wouldn’t have that much money.
It’s all make believe money anyways. When the banks crash and roving carnival gangs take over, your digital bank accounts won’t matter.
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just add up how many days you’ve been alive.
Wait until you find out how they avoid paying taxes..
Tesla shareholders are the ultimate Nazi simps
Remember: Elon is not getting a trillion USD handed to him NOW. Shareholders voted yes for a compensation package of 423.7 million performance-based restricted shares (roughly ~12% of Tesla’s current shares) that Musk could earn by achieving each tranche of the associated performance milestones.
To unlock the full payout, Tesla and Musk must meet both market-value and operational targets, including but not comprehensively:
* Start at US$2 trillion, then successive increases (~US$500 billion steps) culminating at US$8.5 trillion.
* Operational / product goals: For example:
* Deliver ~20 million vehicles (cumulatively) over the period.
* Deploy ~1 million robo-taxis in commercial operation.
* Manufacture ~1 million humanoid robots (Tesla’s “Optimus”)
I DON’T LIKE THE FUTURE DX
I’m going to assume pat dmitri is correct here
Each and every shareholder should be sued for collaborating with a nazi
Shame on everyone who still buys a Tesla car
A cube shaped box 10x10x10 m contains 1 trillion cubic mm. So roughly the number of sugar grains that could fit in a fairly large house.
It’s IDDQD + IDSPISPOPD kind of money at this point
Thats why ceo pay doesn’t make any sense.
Tesla’s current value: $1.5T
Toyota’s current value: $266B
Tesla’s net income last year: $7B
Toyota’s net income last year: $32B
Tesla has almost 6 times the valuation and less than a quarter of the profits. But sure, it’ll get to $10T value cuz “robots”
The problem is a net worth vs actually having the money.
I hate the fucking guy but he doesn’t have nor will he ever have a trillion dollars.
A billion is still obscene. For him to collect on that “wealth” he’d have to liquidate his huge amount of stock and if he did it all at once it would absolutely TANK the company and stock values.
It’s all just smoke and mirrors.
Useless math
With inflation and interest, you’d have several trillion dollars. Inflation was very high in medieval times, the high inflation is actually why the period is termed ‘medieval’.
/s
Converting equivalent seconds into days and years provides some perspective.
Are there any guillotines left?
Man, just 100 people could team up, and be loaded for generations..