Looking for evidence that this is fake… struggling…
Steveonthetoast on
Wtf did he just say? Just when I think the taco twinkies can’t get any stupider, here we go.
NachoBag_Clip932 on
One of the dumbest things I have ever heard but what I expect from the Road Rules guy.
Also would not “modernizing” be classified as “woke”?
pagesid3 on
Did this guy even win when he was on MTVs Road Rules? Or was just being a participant on that show his only qualification for being secretary of transportation?
Zenitallin on
This is America! USA! USA!
Suspicious-Ad6635 on
Exactly! Stupid woke mind virus, wanting to be told what to do, like sheep! I’ll bet they’re all LGBTQ+S DEI hires anyways! WHY ARE YOU MUZZLED! I want my pilots Alpha – purebloods without the jab (or vaginas)! A little Russian roulette before take off! /s
ScubaDawg97 on
Okay I hate everything Trump but this did not happen. Don’t be like the Boomers sharing Fox News garbage
Ok_News3580 on
Wow
gornFlamout on
JESUS!
WTF.
Woodlog82 on
Well, it was about time! Safety regulations and standards are you part of the rouge min virus. /s
Spaceboy779 on
They really are desperate to murder people. Never in a million years did I think people could be this stupid or evil, for no real reason.
MurkDiesel on
it sucks so bad to not immediately know if this is fake or not
hm_b on
It’s in the humor section. Don’t take this as serious. Don’t take anything serious without really checking first.
un_theist on
“And the stupid instruments in the cockpit, what the hell do they need those for?”
Santos_L_Halper_II on
At this point I’m surprised we haven’t just moved to “we are a Christian nation and Jesus is our air traffic controller now. If your plane crashes it’s probably because you didn’t pray hard enough or there was a trans person nearby.”
FishRod61 on
Captain Jacob Veldhuyzen van Zanten has entered the discussion.
sten45 on
The GOP is making Americans play the Hunger Games
kneejerk2022 on
My gut feeling just dropped like I was riding a roller coaster knowing this is probably how they want things to work.
Cultural_Material_98 on
Thankfully it is just a joke – however, the fact that I had to do a search to check is worrying….
No_Mercy_4_Potatoes on
I can’t tell if this is fake or real.
linx0003 on
FAA regulations are written in blood.
marth141 on
“I don’t know why x exists so we should get rid of it to solve y.”
“Perhaps, you should learn why x exists and if y truly needs to be solved.”
KennethEWolf on
I visit family for Thanksgiving and always fly to NYC.
Looks like I will have to take the train, or walk.
Carrivagio031965 on
This is fake, but in the US today, I wouldn’t be surprised if he really said it.
Civil_Pain_453 on
How can God create pedophiles this stupid
Yeppers567 on
Thanks for helping me save money on holiday flight tickets; we’ll drive this year.
kalel1980 on
No way this is a real quote. Even worse is me having to say that.
therealscottenorman on
Suck it up buttercup…..Roger descended from 30 thousand feet to the tarmac
gorginhanson on
Of course he thinks that, because that’s how he does his reporting.
AccountDue9432 on
My gut feeling is not to get on a plane in the USA. At least until the ignoramus-led members of the current ignoramus-filled administration are gone.
rrrdesign on
This isn’t the Lunberjack Games mannnnnn
AccountDue9432 on
Qualified for what?
superslinkey on
Even though this is fake there’s NO way I’m getting anywhere near an aircraft until these jokers are gone
shadowpawn on
“What could go wrong?” Sean Duffy former Reality TV star
Cynical68 on
I know this is satire but damn I had to confirm he did not say anything close to this. It has become my opinion that if Trump appointed a person there is a damn good chance they are an idiot or not looking out for the general population. This quote could have been true in this environment.
mmixLinus on
Dear God, who art in heaven
Grant us thy holy clearance
May thine spirit guide us down to a blessed runway
and allow our baptized vehicle
touch down its anointed wheels
on thine sacred asphalt
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Looking for evidence that this is fake… struggling…
Wtf did he just say? Just when I think the taco twinkies can’t get any stupider, here we go.
One of the dumbest things I have ever heard but what I expect from the Road Rules guy.
Also would not “modernizing” be classified as “woke”?
Did this guy even win when he was on MTVs Road Rules? Or was just being a participant on that show his only qualification for being secretary of transportation?
This is America! USA! USA!
Exactly! Stupid woke mind virus, wanting to be told what to do, like sheep! I’ll bet they’re all LGBTQ+S DEI hires anyways! WHY ARE YOU MUZZLED! I want my pilots Alpha – purebloods without the jab (or vaginas)! A little Russian roulette before take off! /s
Okay I hate everything Trump but this did not happen. Don’t be like the Boomers sharing Fox News garbage
Wow
JESUS!
WTF.
Well, it was about time! Safety regulations and standards are you part of the rouge min virus. /s
They really are desperate to murder people. Never in a million years did I think people could be this stupid or evil, for no real reason.
it sucks so bad to not immediately know if this is fake or not
It’s in the humor section. Don’t take this as serious. Don’t take anything serious without really checking first.
“And the stupid instruments in the cockpit, what the hell do they need those for?”
At this point I’m surprised we haven’t just moved to “we are a Christian nation and Jesus is our air traffic controller now. If your plane crashes it’s probably because you didn’t pray hard enough or there was a trans person nearby.”
Captain Jacob Veldhuyzen van Zanten has entered the discussion.
The GOP is making Americans play the Hunger Games
My gut feeling just dropped like I was riding a roller coaster knowing this is probably how they want things to work.
Thankfully it is just a joke – however, the fact that I had to do a search to check is worrying….
I can’t tell if this is fake or real.
FAA regulations are written in blood.
“I don’t know why x exists so we should get rid of it to solve y.”
“Perhaps, you should learn why x exists and if y truly needs to be solved.”
I visit family for Thanksgiving and always fly to NYC.
Looks like I will have to take the train, or walk.
This is fake, but in the US today, I wouldn’t be surprised if he really said it.
How can God create pedophiles this stupid
Thanks for helping me save money on holiday flight tickets; we’ll drive this year.
No way this is a real quote. Even worse is me having to say that.
Suck it up buttercup…..Roger descended from 30 thousand feet to the tarmac
Of course he thinks that, because that’s how he does his reporting.
My gut feeling is not to get on a plane in the USA. At least until the ignoramus-led members of the current ignoramus-filled administration are gone.
This isn’t the Lunberjack Games mannnnnn
Qualified for what?
Even though this is fake there’s NO way I’m getting anywhere near an aircraft until these jokers are gone
“What could go wrong?” Sean Duffy former Reality TV star
I know this is satire but damn I had to confirm he did not say anything close to this. It has become my opinion that if Trump appointed a person there is a damn good chance they are an idiot or not looking out for the general population. This quote could have been true in this environment.
Dear God, who art in heaven
Grant us thy holy clearance
May thine spirit guide us down to a blessed runway
and allow our baptized vehicle
touch down its anointed wheels
on thine sacred asphalt
Amen
Saying it is fake news [https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-transportation-secretary-sean-073255867.html](https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-transportation-secretary-sean-073255867.html)
Puck should just run for President next time. Most of the shit he pulled on the real world would fly with the GOP now a days.
I can’t tell what’s satire anymore