Russian nobles after Rasputin survives being poisoned, shot, bludgeoned and drowned by SlashingManticore
Kent_Knifen on November 7, 2025 8:08 pm Rasputin jumped in the river to escape the murder attempt, and his body was later pulled from the river. Except, upon inspection, his lungs were dry. He didn’t drown, the fucker *froze* to death after the poison didn’t work and he was shot.
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Unkillable Rasputin history’s glitch in the matrix.
That was quick. Less than an hour after he said it.
Rasputin jumped in the river to escape the murder attempt, and his body was later pulled from the river.
Except, upon inspection, his lungs were dry. He didn’t drown, the fucker *froze* to death after the poison didn’t work and he was shot.