Strategic planning but Rockstar ruined everything😭
Neat_Designer1171 on
Sometime in the future: Dad why do I have 6 siblings
Khaos_Gorvin on
It might be delayed again. You just need to pray it gets released on your next kid.
AmphibianHelpful2859 on
At this point, our kids will be old enough to play GTA 6 before we do.
Glittering_Book_4258 on
Kid’s first word gonna be delay.
Vert_DaFerk on
What is this “Paternity leave”? As an American, these words put together are extremely foreign.
Creepywhoopedass on
RicekickJR on
Well…gotta delay that baby somehow..👀
CoffeeExtraCream on
I know this is a meme, but paternity leave is to help your wife recover after she had your child. Not time to plop your ass on the couch.
Previous_Ad8165 on
LOL that’s such a good idea
DrPepe72 on
Our baby is due May 28th so it would’ve worked perfectly …🥲
RingReasonable on
Eat-My-Hairy-Asshole on
Well, its a whole year out…. Time it right and it can still work next time lol
Naus1987 on
I didn’t even know they had a release date prior. What was it?
SMORES4SALE on
oh no, anyway. (like we didn’t predict that)
Joker1924 on
You fucked up your wife putting trust on Rockstar Games? (pun intended)
DiscoKeule on
Get a new wife duh
TheMackD504 on
They gonna release that medieval game first
Cybermanc on
Just visiting to see the American males wondering what paternity leave is🤣
Garderanz1 on
I mean all this time and it will probably be like 120€, who cares anymore at this point
mjames-74 on
At this point I think Rockstar just wants to overtake Steam’s HL3 release meme.
iEatPlankton on
Abort and start again
fyukhyu on
When I got my vasectomy, I schedule it so I would be off for the end of March Madness. Improvise, adapt, overcome.
qings1 on
Something similar happened to me. Took my vacation for the release of tlou2 or some other game. Didn’t really have anything else planned so I just took it then. Then it got delayed and couldn’t really do anything about it
Save90 on
Creampie your wife again so the child inside your wife will get pregnant at the same time, so you have paternity leave when gta 6 will come out.
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You know what you have to do 😶🌫️
Strategic planning but Rockstar ruined everything😭
Sometime in the future: Dad why do I have 6 siblings
It might be delayed again. You just need to pray it gets released on your next kid.
At this point, our kids will be old enough to play GTA 6 before we do.
Kid’s first word gonna be delay.
What is this “Paternity leave”? As an American, these words put together are extremely foreign.
Well…gotta delay that baby somehow..👀
I know this is a meme, but paternity leave is to help your wife recover after she had your child. Not time to plop your ass on the couch.
LOL that’s such a good idea
Our baby is due May 28th so it would’ve worked perfectly …🥲
Well, its a whole year out…. Time it right and it can still work next time lol
I didn’t even know they had a release date prior. What was it?
oh no, anyway. (like we didn’t predict that)
You fucked up your wife putting trust on Rockstar Games? (pun intended)
Get a new wife duh
They gonna release that medieval game first
Just visiting to see the American males wondering what paternity leave is🤣
I mean all this time and it will probably be like 120€, who cares anymore at this point
At this point I think Rockstar just wants to overtake Steam’s HL3 release meme.
Abort and start again
When I got my vasectomy, I schedule it so I would be off for the end of March Madness. Improvise, adapt, overcome.
Something similar happened to me. Took my vacation for the release of tlou2 or some other game. Didn’t really have anything else planned so I just took it then. Then it got delayed and couldn’t really do anything about it
Creampie your wife again so the child inside your wife will get pregnant at the same time, so you have paternity leave when gta 6 will come out.
The science that nobody teaches us.