The chicken cutlet conspiracy



    by JakeVelazquez

    28 Comments

    1. So. Hear me out. This is something I’ve been thinking about for a while. You could expand on this using other country’s cuisines to explain certain conflicts. Something between England and France for the 100 Year War?

    2. yellow-snowslide on

      Schnitzel is Austrian and from the calf though

      Well
      Hitler was Austrian too though. How do we check if he was chicken or calf?

    3. viaJormungandr on

      It’s not just chicken. Pork schnitzel and tonkatsu. Veal schnitzel and veal parmesan.

      How deep does the culinary conspiracy go? Is there a nefarious cabal of vegetable farmers at the bottom? Keep your eyes peeled and your ears perked and let us get to the bottom of it.

    4. It’s not everyday a long drawn out tangent over something mundane yet so absurd makes me laugh, I thought this was really funny lol

    5. I would like to add that the Americans created chicken parm AND the atomic bomb so maybe they had the most desire for world domination.

    6. Haha alright, please tell me that’s a comedic answer you wrote for the video and not what ChatGPT actually responded with. Like… I’m ASSUMING its a joke. Because it’s so obviously sycophantic and insane. But now I’m doubting myself.

    7. JerkfaceMcDouche on

      You know I’ve never read Mein Kampf. I was unaware it chronicled “his struggle” for the best chicken cutlet recipe.

      That will teach me to not believe everything I hear and my own research. Lesson learned

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