Off year elections are great indicators. Marches are great indicators. There is a year left until the next election cycle. If this is what happens in a year, imagine what can happen in the next.
Remote_Sherbet_1499 on
I am utterly shocked he knew anything about it? But how? He is so busy not running the House for 2 freaking months!
Oystermeat on
“I don’t know anything about that.”
MadAstrid on
Well, in his defense, the largest number of voters are in blue Northern virginia, not the rural south.
You know, the doctors, scientists, engineers, conservationists and analysts that DOGE fired and the remaining federal workers who are not being paid thanks to the GOP.
VA is purple in general, but it was definitely the blue cities of the north which led this flip.
But I am surprised he heard about election results. From recent interviews I got the impression that Johnson isn’t one to keep up to date on current events.
Vernerator on
Translation: Daddy doesn’t want to hear the truth, so I still have to come out here and flog myself.
gevander2 on
GOP talking heads…
When Democrats win “off-cycle” elections: No one should read too much into that.
When Republicans win “off-cycle” elections: WE HAVE A MANDATE FROM THE PEOPLE!!!
Massive-Log6151 on
Cool story bro…
antidense on
Don’t believe you’re lying eyes
Pimpstik69 on
Cool , now about this Epstein files
blueboykc on
I’ll be glad when that little snake gets his due..
DontGetTheShow on
“Look I didn’t see any of this, I haven’t heard about it. I’m finding out just now that apparently some sort of elections were held yesterday. I’ve just been too busy trying to end this radical Democrat-led shutdown and prevent them from continuing to ruin this country.”
Own-Brain9658 on
So blue cities have so many more people that when they vote they always win? How come all elections don’t work like that then???
And wouldn’t that tell you maybe you should concentrate more on the “blue cities” than the “red land” that has four random occupants at any given time? No? Shame.
RacerDaddy on
I’m surprised that he DID know something about this? I mean, he’s unaware of everything else.
salomanasx on
I’m glad they are sticking their heads in the sand. Yes Mike. All is good. No blue waves are coming in a year.
AaronDer1357 on
The GOP isn’t wasting time and money and potentially exposing their vote manipulation tricks during off-year elections. Fixed the headline for you
Cool-Clue-4236 on
You mean, he’s heard of this and knows about it?! Well.. that’s a first.
Kirbyr98 on
“I know *nothing”.
llamafriendly on
Oh he is scared 😆
Trumpswells on
Gee whiz, did someone brief him on the election results so early in the day?
queentracy62 on
No big deal. That’s why I’m having a press conference and lying my ass off.
ThE_LAN_B4_TimE on
Weird how a blue state had a Republican governor and now will have a Dem one. Nothing to see there. Fucking clown. I cannot wait to never hear from this douchebag ever again.
SqigglyPoP on
He was so upset he couldn’t watch porn with his children like he admitted to!
astarinthenight on
Make sure they know we are coming in the midterms.
Young_Denver on

suck harder, mike.
JUST1N0 on
He’s trying to convince himself as much as anyone else.
TheSoup05 on
I’m kinda ok with them being completely unwilling to learn anything from this.
Like the smart thing to do would be to say “oh hey, they exceeded expectations, maybe it’s time to adjust course.”
The Mike Johnson thing to say would be “I don’t know anything about that”…but “We’re going to keep doing the same things that helped them exceed expectations” works too.
AQ207 on
I mean we shouldn’t put too much into it, cause then voter apathy will return. We need to stay angry and vigilant, 2026 is truly the most make or break we’ve ever been and that’s not hyperbole.
* 22 R & 13 D are up, there’s a chance to flip a handful to get the majority
* who tf knows with the house with all the gerrymandering on both sides but show up and show out to get some of those congressional districts to be blue
justchill-itsnotreal on
Did the give him back the wifi code? He saw the blue wave coming but not everything else.
enRutus on
Oh he actually saw this. Surprised he wasn’t up all night getting railed in the exhaust pipe while he watched Rocky Horror
Veggieleezy on
Like John Lennon once sang, “whatever gets you through the night,” you fucking shitweasel.
Ballistic-Bob on
Amazing… he must have watched the news .. well ..fox entertainment show .
Outrageous_Front_636 on
“Well I’ve been busy working and didnt know anything about that but will get back to you later” – head ass.
Altatuga on
“Off year elections are not indicative of what’s to come” Since when?
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The designated liar lying again
Off year elections are great indicators. Marches are great indicators. There is a year left until the next election cycle. If this is what happens in a year, imagine what can happen in the next.
I am utterly shocked he knew anything about it? But how? He is so busy not running the House for 2 freaking months!
“I don’t know anything about that.”
Well, in his defense, the largest number of voters are in blue Northern virginia, not the rural south.
You know, the doctors, scientists, engineers, conservationists and analysts that DOGE fired and the remaining federal workers who are not being paid thanks to the GOP.
VA is purple in general, but it was definitely the blue cities of the north which led this flip.
But I am surprised he heard about election results. From recent interviews I got the impression that Johnson isn’t one to keep up to date on current events.
Translation: Daddy doesn’t want to hear the truth, so I still have to come out here and flog myself.
GOP talking heads…
When Democrats win “off-cycle” elections: No one should read too much into that.
When Republicans win “off-cycle” elections: WE HAVE A MANDATE FROM THE PEOPLE!!!
Cool story bro…
Don’t believe you’re lying eyes
Cool , now about this Epstein files
I’ll be glad when that little snake gets his due..
“Look I didn’t see any of this, I haven’t heard about it. I’m finding out just now that apparently some sort of elections were held yesterday. I’ve just been too busy trying to end this radical Democrat-led shutdown and prevent them from continuing to ruin this country.”
So blue cities have so many more people that when they vote they always win? How come all elections don’t work like that then???
And wouldn’t that tell you maybe you should concentrate more on the “blue cities” than the “red land” that has four random occupants at any given time? No? Shame.
I’m surprised that he DID know something about this? I mean, he’s unaware of everything else.
I’m glad they are sticking their heads in the sand. Yes Mike. All is good. No blue waves are coming in a year.
The GOP isn’t wasting time and money and potentially exposing their vote manipulation tricks during off-year elections. Fixed the headline for you
You mean, he’s heard of this and knows about it?! Well.. that’s a first.
“I know *nothing”.
Oh he is scared 😆
Gee whiz, did someone brief him on the election results so early in the day?
No big deal. That’s why I’m having a press conference and lying my ass off.
Weird how a blue state had a Republican governor and now will have a Dem one. Nothing to see there. Fucking clown. I cannot wait to never hear from this douchebag ever again.
He was so upset he couldn’t watch porn with his children like he admitted to!
Make sure they know we are coming in the midterms.

suck harder, mike.
He’s trying to convince himself as much as anyone else.
I’m kinda ok with them being completely unwilling to learn anything from this.
Like the smart thing to do would be to say “oh hey, they exceeded expectations, maybe it’s time to adjust course.”
The Mike Johnson thing to say would be “I don’t know anything about that”…but “We’re going to keep doing the same things that helped them exceed expectations” works too.
I mean we shouldn’t put too much into it, cause then voter apathy will return. We need to stay angry and vigilant, 2026 is truly the most make or break we’ve ever been and that’s not hyperbole.
* 22 R & 13 D are up, there’s a chance to flip a handful to get the majority
* who tf knows with the house with all the gerrymandering on both sides but show up and show out to get some of those congressional districts to be blue
Did the give him back the wifi code? He saw the blue wave coming but not everything else.
Oh he actually saw this. Surprised he wasn’t up all night getting railed in the exhaust pipe while he watched Rocky Horror
Like John Lennon once sang, “whatever gets you through the night,” you fucking shitweasel.
Amazing… he must have watched the news .. well ..fox entertainment show .
“Well I’ve been busy working and didnt know anything about that but will get back to you later” – head ass.
“Off year elections are not indicative of what’s to come” Since when?