mikehiler2 on November 5, 2025 1:13 pm With enough lube and enough patience anything can fit anywhere
Haunting-Mirror on November 5, 2025 1:32 pm Well now I’m gonna order one knowing it’s so discrete with shipping.
Candy_Worthy on November 5, 2025 1:35 pm Finally my dildo is arriving. I’ve been waiting for it to arrive.
JeremySquirrel on November 5, 2025 1:42 pm It’s a commemorative statue, on its way to the memorial garden for Richard Cummings, founder of the PES (Premature Ejaculation Society). Problem is…it’s not supposed to arrive until tomorrow. That’s a huge cock-up!
MisterMyster22 on November 5, 2025 1:50 pm Is… is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon ?!?
VonTastrophe on November 5, 2025 2:04 pm Het your mind out of the gutter, boys. Its obviously a scale model of the Blue Origin Rocket.
techjesuschrist on November 5, 2025 2:26 pm [Not possible but necessary ](https://youtu.be/6ixvpLCdqkA)
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Discrete packaging
With enough lube and enough patience anything can fit anywhere
Anything can be a dildo, if you’re brave enough.
Well now I’m gonna order one knowing it’s so discrete with shipping.
Finally my dildo is arriving. I’ve been waiting for it to arrive.
Delivery for Erika from JD
I hope your mom is ready!
It’s a commemorative statue, on its way to the memorial garden for Richard Cummings, founder of the PES (Premature Ejaculation Society).
Problem is…it’s not supposed to arrive until tomorrow. That’s a huge cock-up!
Its a bicep
Is… is that the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon ?!?
Het your mind out of the gutter, boys. Its obviously a scale model of the Blue Origin Rocket.
OP’s mom hasn’t been seen in a while
Hold my margarita
– Your mom
[Not possible but necessary ](https://youtu.be/6ixvpLCdqkA)
“What is it son?”
“I dunno sir, but it looks like a giant…”
Not with that attitude
*Grabs lube