If you keep eating crap like that you will be dead sooner than later.
joshg8 on
Technically correct! (assuming this is 430 calories which seems reasonable)
The calories we refer to in dietary contexts are actually kilocalories.
Callinon on
That’s one *dense* mcgriddle.
HopFrog8 on
Nah, we’re used to reading the calories expressed in kcal. 430.000 cal = 430 kcal.
enfersijesais on
New lembas bread mcgriddle.
RedWulf2182 on
Yeah but at least it’s free
kevtino on
THE POWER OF THE SUN ON A BUN
19930627 on
Ah, yes. The R A D I A T I O N would kill you
baseballbear on
that’s not a mcgriddle that’s solid uranium
Mr_Festus on
calories vs Calories
MoneyOnChip on
I’ll tell ya right now that one is a banger! 4 calories, 4000 calories, 40,000 calories no matter. Even at 4 million calories I’d still eat that thing. Banger.
joe102938 on
I mean, you don’t have to eat all of it…
SaviorSixtySix on
Just 1/46,512 of a gram of plutonium never hurt anyone.
Slaughterhouse66 on
You take one bite and start blowing up like weird al in the “fat” video.
Thrombulus on
Ah yes, the new Sausage Thorium McGriddle.
alskdw2 on
yeah those 430,000 cals are murderous. Try another location with only 430kcal, much better for you.
tunefullcobra on
Well, it was ni Mcknowing ya.
theSchrodingerHat on
Just order a large Diet Coke to balance it out and you’ll be fine.
dragsterman777 on
I’d sell my soul for that McDonald’s burger right now 😭🍔
PrinceTrollestia on
You could probably just throw that into a pellet furnace and keep your home warm the entire winter.
One-Influence-8217 on
Imagine if your name was Zed. Bruce Willis would say “Zeds McDead baby” (and if he was truly in a good mood would add……”and loving it”)
Nazrael75 on
Oh theyre making Mcmuffins out of elven lemba bread now
Tidalsky114 on
That’s a big ass sensu bean.
shiny0metal0ass on
_eats it in one bite_
_bursts into flames_
TheNamesRoodi on
Congrats on winning McDonald’s monopoly! Here’s .. the sun!
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If you keep eating crap like that you will be dead sooner than later.
Technically correct! (assuming this is 430 calories which seems reasonable)
The calories we refer to in dietary contexts are actually kilocalories.
That’s one *dense* mcgriddle.
Nah, we’re used to reading the calories expressed in kcal. 430.000 cal = 430 kcal.
New lembas bread mcgriddle.
Yeah but at least it’s free
THE POWER OF THE SUN ON A BUN
Ah, yes. The R A D I A T I O N would kill you
that’s not a mcgriddle that’s solid uranium
calories vs Calories
I’ll tell ya right now that one is a banger! 4 calories, 4000 calories, 40,000 calories no matter. Even at 4 million calories I’d still eat that thing. Banger.
I mean, you don’t have to eat all of it…
Just 1/46,512 of a gram of plutonium never hurt anyone.
You take one bite and start blowing up like weird al in the “fat” video.
Ah yes, the new Sausage Thorium McGriddle.
yeah those 430,000 cals are murderous. Try another location with only 430kcal, much better for you.
Well, it was ni Mcknowing ya.
Just order a large Diet Coke to balance it out and you’ll be fine.
I’d sell my soul for that McDonald’s burger right now 😭🍔
You could probably just throw that into a pellet furnace and keep your home warm the entire winter.
Imagine if your name was Zed. Bruce Willis would say “Zeds McDead baby” (and if he was truly in a good mood would add……”and loving it”)
Oh theyre making Mcmuffins out of elven lemba bread now
That’s a big ass sensu bean.
_eats it in one bite_
_bursts into flames_
Congrats on winning McDonald’s monopoly! Here’s .. the sun!
Hospital please