Gotta keep your achievements on hand…

    by MrFenric

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    1. His list should absolutely include the Punic Wars between Rome and Carthage and the wars of Alexander the Great. These are just some of Trump’s very best efforts to engender world peace.

    2. AmbassadorAgile6788 on

      what about Kingdom of Dog in alliance with Kingdom of Cat against Raccoon Federation

    3. Sartres_Roommate on

      John “fuck YOUR freedom of criticism” Cleese has no voice in my world anymore. If we can’t talk to him without violating his “rights” I want nothing more from his snowflake mouth.

    4. Narnia and Middle Earth just called a cease-fire. Give that man the Orange Peace Prize now!

    5. Pleasant-Nebula-7237 on

      I can’t imagine keeping my base here at home busy with that rubbish while the rest of the world is laughing at me.

    6. He stopped the Battle of the Bastards averted the red wedding and single handedly saved Narnia but no one will ever give him the credit he deserves.

    7. Dancing_Cthulhu on

      He wants to be careful keeping track of his “sucesses” like this, or one day he’s going to pull out some staffer’s grocery list and claim he ended the wars of bread, milk, eggs, shampoo, and cereal.

    8. FaceMaulingChimp on

      He ended the East Coast – West Coast rap battle , but he’s way too modest to brag about it after his first “noble” prize

    9. I know we are all laughing at this but remember – his handlers have given him that and other things to ‘remember’ because his memory is shot. He can’t recall on his own and so when he needs something it is just printed for him to look at. He is being manipulated because of his dementia for his power and bully pulpit. They have a hand up his ass in some worse version of weekend at Bernie’s.

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