People are literally starving, and he’s gloating about bathroom marble.
Andre1661 on
Thank god there’s nothing important going on in the world today so that the president could spend his many hours of leisure time puttering around the White House fixing things. It’s truly the best time in history to be alive when POTUS really has nothing to do all day.
TextCareless2221 on
Now if we got to see the untouched Epstein files. That would really be something interesting.
instafunkpunk on
And he hasn’t received a Nobel Peace Prize why??? Could they not start a new category for awesome use of taxpayer money when everything else is going to hell?
entropicamericana on
Short fingered vulgarian strikes again
Alicepbg on
it doesn’t even look good…
ManufacturedOlympus on
Congratulations, the bathroom now looks like a Bloomingdale’s. The golfer in chief is really moving the needle here.
oldsoul37 on
Blubbering idiot
styckx on
>”Could be the original marble that was originally there”
What does he think they did? Put the original marble in the national archives just in case someone wanted to put it back again? He’s unhinged as fuck, always has been but he is taking up a notch the past week or so.
PeepsRebellion on
Bro did not type that post
juliuspepperwoodchi on
You can literally say “in fact could be” about almost anything and it’s accurate.
TomArayasAreola on
“Fuck starving kids, fuck healthcare, I have a marble bathroom.”
711straw on
His style screams 1980’s. God I wish people left him there
Zaynara on
if one cannot do great social works they spend their reign building, comissioning useless expansions
i seem to remember something like this from somewhere, like the belgaraid or something
Ok_Finance_8292 on
It looked classy before…marble wasn’t even needed
Is the man trying to further fuck up public opinion of him? Wait…don’t answer that question I already know he is
Ambitious_Jelly8783 on
He has the taste of a 1980s drug dealer.
zendonkey on
We’re so cooked
Wakko69 on
Well, he is going to living there for long time, he might as well make it his.
VerminVundabar on
He basically remodeled it to look like Tony Montana’s guest bathroom but is acting like it is a design style from when Lincoln was alive.
Stambro1 on
But let’s blame the Democrats!!!
literallywhat66 on
He doesn’t plan on leaving
GingerBeard_andWeird on
$10 says the cheap fuck just put marble decal over the whole bathroom like my landlord did to our counters.
worldscollice on
42 million Americans will lose their food assistance starting tomorrow, and Trump is more concerned about an era-appropriate bathroom in the White House?
AHugeHildaFan on
This dude worked in real estate for the majority of his life yet he doesn’t know coating a entire room in marble is tacky as hell.
jackof47trades on
Lincoln would dunk on this guy
JSpaceman3 on
Imagine what we could have avoided if he would have followed his actual passion of interior design. The only damage would be the terrible bathrooms of the people that hired him as a consultant
beefstewforyou on
I despise him but this is the least of my concerns. He’s literally raped kids.
Thjorir on
Honestly at this point I’d prefer Elon back in there to cut all the bullshit he’s spending money on.
Tridon_Terrafold on
This idiot… THIS IS THE ELECTED LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES POSTING ABOUT A FUCKING BATHROOM WHILE THE COUNTRY FALLS APART.
bitofagrump on
Because he has no fucking clue how to actually govern so he’s hiding behind one of the few things he does know, which is how to tastelessly flaunt wealth when you can’t impress with anything else.
casualAlarmist on
Is there where he’s going to store the Epstein files?
_Swanky_Jay_ on
Wow, that looks like dogshit
Morall_tach on
>Could be the marble that was originally there
But it’s not, though.
G-Unit11111 on
He’s not wasting all this time and money completely reinventing the White House if he’s not leaving. WTF.
natwashboard on
Holy cow that bathroom looks just like the 1860’s!
disharmony-hellride on
I fed this photo into ChatGPT and asked if this new style is appropriate for Lincoln’s bathroom and the result is – GPT laughed at me. Here’s the response:
The photo shows a **fully wrapped white-and-gray marble bathroom alcove** with a built-in tub, gold fixtures, recessed lighting, and a very modern, luxurious feel — absolutely nothing Civil War–era about it. 😅
To your question:
# Would it be inappropriate to renovate Lincoln’s White House bathroom like this?
**Historically speaking — yes, it would be considered very inappropriate.**
Why?
* Lincoln’s era (1860s) would have featured **Victorian design**, not modern marble minimalism.
* The White House is a **historic residence and museum**, not just a private home — period-appropriate preservation is expected.
* Major stylistic deviations in historically significant rooms are usually frowned upon unless the space has no historical significance left.
Lincoln’s bathrooms (strictly speaking, the White House had very limited indoor plumbing at the time and his “bathroom suite” wasn’t like today’s bathrooms) would have had:
* Ornate wood and tile
* Darker tones
* Heavy drapery
* Victorian fixtures
* Clawfoot tubs (later in the era)
* Gas or candle lighting, not recessed LEDs
A full-slab marble spa bathroom would feel like teleporting a **Beverly Hills hotel into the 1860s.**
Sad-Type5385 on
SNAP ends today. Let them eat cake, I guess. Fortunate for Trump that current Americans are a lot dummer than late-18th Century French revolutionaries.
ciboires on
He’s obviously renovating his throne room
Want2BnOre on
Kind of like a hotel bathroom
llamawithlazers on
Holy shit he has no taste at all.
SirArthurDime on
Could be the marble that was originally there? Could be? How would you not know if it Ws’s there the whole time or you brought in new marble?
mizinamo on
Yo, I heard you like the Epstein files!
Are you trying to distract from them?
bryangcrane on
He’s insane.
i8Sum on
the king of fucking tacky
Callsign--GHoST on
*Next week on MAGA Renovations!*
lector201 on
Im happy Marie Antoinette is having a good time playing as handy Many while people are losing their food and soon their healthcare, at least this loser is having a good time.
shadow13499 on
Just adding items to the list of bullshit we’re going to have to spend the next few decades fixing
samus_ass on
A BATHROOM IS A BATHROOM!!! YOU SHIT, SHOWER, WASH HANDS AND LEAVE!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE IT MARBLE!!!!! YES A GOOD BATHROOM LOOKS NICE, BUT NOT LIKE IT COSTS MY ORGANS!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!
LOERMaster on
Impressive. He found a way to make marble more hideous than art deco.
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People are literally starving, and he’s gloating about bathroom marble.
Thank god there’s nothing important going on in the world today so that the president could spend his many hours of leisure time puttering around the White House fixing things. It’s truly the best time in history to be alive when POTUS really has nothing to do all day.
Now if we got to see the untouched Epstein files. That would really be something interesting.
And he hasn’t received a Nobel Peace Prize why??? Could they not start a new category for awesome use of taxpayer money when everything else is going to hell?
Short fingered vulgarian strikes again
it doesn’t even look good…
Congratulations, the bathroom now looks like a Bloomingdale’s. The golfer in chief is really moving the needle here.
Blubbering idiot
>”Could be the original marble that was originally there”
What does he think they did? Put the original marble in the national archives just in case someone wanted to put it back again? He’s unhinged as fuck, always has been but he is taking up a notch the past week or so.
Bro did not type that post
You can literally say “in fact could be” about almost anything and it’s accurate.
“Fuck starving kids, fuck healthcare, I have a marble bathroom.”
His style screams 1980’s. God I wish people left him there
if one cannot do great social works they spend their reign building, comissioning useless expansions
i seem to remember something like this from somewhere, like the belgaraid or something
It looked classy before…marble wasn’t even needed
Is the man trying to further fuck up public opinion of him? Wait…don’t answer that question I already know he is
He has the taste of a 1980s drug dealer.
We’re so cooked
Well, he is going to living there for long time, he might as well make it his.
He basically remodeled it to look like Tony Montana’s guest bathroom but is acting like it is a design style from when Lincoln was alive.
But let’s blame the Democrats!!!
He doesn’t plan on leaving
$10 says the cheap fuck just put marble decal over the whole bathroom like my landlord did to our counters.
42 million Americans will lose their food assistance starting tomorrow, and Trump is more concerned about an era-appropriate bathroom in the White House?
This dude worked in real estate for the majority of his life yet he doesn’t know coating a entire room in marble is tacky as hell.
Lincoln would dunk on this guy
Imagine what we could have avoided if he would have followed his actual passion of interior design. The only damage would be the terrible bathrooms of the people that hired him as a consultant
I despise him but this is the least of my concerns. He’s literally raped kids.
Honestly at this point I’d prefer Elon back in there to cut all the bullshit he’s spending money on.
This idiot… THIS IS THE ELECTED LEADER OF THE UNITED STATES POSTING ABOUT A FUCKING BATHROOM WHILE THE COUNTRY FALLS APART.
Because he has no fucking clue how to actually govern so he’s hiding behind one of the few things he does know, which is how to tastelessly flaunt wealth when you can’t impress with anything else.
Is there where he’s going to store the Epstein files?
Wow, that looks like dogshit
>Could be the marble that was originally there
But it’s not, though.
He’s not wasting all this time and money completely reinventing the White House if he’s not leaving. WTF.
Holy cow that bathroom looks just like the 1860’s!
I fed this photo into ChatGPT and asked if this new style is appropriate for Lincoln’s bathroom and the result is – GPT laughed at me. Here’s the response:
The photo shows a **fully wrapped white-and-gray marble bathroom alcove** with a built-in tub, gold fixtures, recessed lighting, and a very modern, luxurious feel — absolutely nothing Civil War–era about it. 😅
To your question:
# Would it be inappropriate to renovate Lincoln’s White House bathroom like this?
**Historically speaking — yes, it would be considered very inappropriate.**
Why?
* Lincoln’s era (1860s) would have featured **Victorian design**, not modern marble minimalism.
* The White House is a **historic residence and museum**, not just a private home — period-appropriate preservation is expected.
* Major stylistic deviations in historically significant rooms are usually frowned upon unless the space has no historical significance left.
Lincoln’s bathrooms (strictly speaking, the White House had very limited indoor plumbing at the time and his “bathroom suite” wasn’t like today’s bathrooms) would have had:
* Ornate wood and tile
* Darker tones
* Heavy drapery
* Victorian fixtures
* Clawfoot tubs (later in the era)
* Gas or candle lighting, not recessed LEDs
A full-slab marble spa bathroom would feel like teleporting a **Beverly Hills hotel into the 1860s.**
SNAP ends today. Let them eat cake, I guess. Fortunate for Trump that current Americans are a lot dummer than late-18th Century French revolutionaries.
He’s obviously renovating his throne room
Kind of like a hotel bathroom
Holy shit he has no taste at all.
Could be the marble that was originally there? Could be? How would you not know if it Ws’s there the whole time or you brought in new marble?
Yo, I heard you like the Epstein files!
Are you trying to distract from them?
He’s insane.
the king of fucking tacky
*Next week on MAGA Renovations!*
Im happy Marie Antoinette is having a good time playing as handy Many while people are losing their food and soon their healthcare, at least this loser is having a good time.
Just adding items to the list of bullshit we’re going to have to spend the next few decades fixing
A BATHROOM IS A BATHROOM!!! YOU SHIT, SHOWER, WASH HANDS AND LEAVE!!! YOU DO NOT NEED TO MAKE IT MARBLE!!!!! YES A GOOD BATHROOM LOOKS NICE, BUT NOT LIKE IT COSTS MY ORGANS!!! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!
Impressive. He found a way to make marble more hideous than art deco.