I did half an hour of cardio, I’ve earned this cheesecake.
Certain_Degree687 on
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EroticTacoEmpress on
You can only ignore the warnings for so long before nature claps back.
TDR1 on
This is why you never play double or nothing
DemonicJaye on
Celebrating with sex is crazy, it’s truly Scorpio season 😂
CU_Tiger_2004 on
1. Accidentally fires shot in a crowded club
2. Finds out nobody was hit
3. Celebrates by intentionally firing shot in crowded club and hitting someone
QuestionSign on
Don’t believe in condoms or nothing I see
Bulky-House-8244 on
Literally one condom or bc pill could have saved them. Now any solution is gonna be hella expensive
moonwoolf35 on
Birth control, condoms, and plan b are just made up fantasy items that don’t exist. I guess.
Jamaican_Dynamite on
Achievement Unlocked: Double Jeopardy.
SerLaron on
That’s like a soldier taking his helmet off to admire the new dent that a bullet made.
BootyquakeOverdrive on
you can’t keep disrespecting the planet and not expect a response.
ContentCourage4011 on
So you’re telling me you were playing without defense and after almost conceding a goal, you go there and repeat the same play?
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Only thing you can do now is fuck till a test comes up negative again.
“Congratulations you played yourself” or should’ve played with yourself
Congrats..
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I did half an hour of cardio, I’ve earned this cheesecake.
You can only ignore the warnings for so long before nature claps back.
This is why you never play double or nothing
Celebrating with sex is crazy, it’s truly Scorpio season 😂
1. Accidentally fires shot in a crowded club
2. Finds out nobody was hit
3. Celebrates by intentionally firing shot in crowded club and hitting someone
Don’t believe in condoms or nothing I see
Literally one condom or bc pill could have saved them. Now any solution is gonna be hella expensive
Birth control, condoms, and plan b are just made up fantasy items that don’t exist. I guess.
Achievement Unlocked: Double Jeopardy.
That’s like a soldier taking his helmet off to admire the new dent that a bullet made.
you can’t keep disrespecting the planet and not expect a response.
So you’re telling me you were playing without defense and after almost conceding a goal, you go there and repeat the same play?
Nah u can’t be that dumb 😭
Some of yall need a hobby