Imagine humans being so irresponsible that crows have to do the cleaning process
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It works just until the crows find out how to smoke..
AffectionateBrick687 on
Great. Now we’re going to have to worry about nicotine addicted cancer crows pecking our eyes out
Confident-Estate-275 on
In other news: pack of nicotine addict birds viciously attacked smoking pedestrians.
HugoZHackenbush2 on
Next they’ll be trained to drink alcohol..
in a crowbar..
lavacadotoast on
Their brain to body mass ratio is only slightly lower than that of humans..
Educational_Doubt_80 on
Sure bud, we also have trained polar bears that do our groceryshopping since science discovered they got the best discounts.
funmax888 on
How sad the humanity has become.
PubTrain77 on
i read cows instead of crows and was so confused
Separate_Finance_183 on
how much it costs to train them huh?
Ok_Fox7873 on
Meanwhile, the number of crows dying of cancer is really skyrocketing. jk
Ok-Thing-2222 on
Now train the feral cats to get them out of my yard!
AffectionateArt2277 on
Read that as cows, think I need more sleep.
hariseldon2 on
Soon they’ll start snapping cigarettes off people’s mouths. This can go so wrong…
SharkeyGeorge on
“The birds volunteer….” Woah woah woah, let’s be absolutely clear here – these birds are being well paid for their work. And no one else has access to this bird food for cleaning up the streets. This whole thing sounds like a racket by Big Bird. I’m going to have to refer to my bird law texts on the legality of this.
Winter-Debate-1768 on
Can we train people to do this too? 🤡
Havi_40 on
It was in France last month…
Negative-Track-9179 on
Did they pay crows?
qman0717 on
Can they do the same with dolphins and whales?
Fintara on
How about training humans to not drop their cigarette butts on the ground?
Antzqwe on
Crows are awesome
lost_dazed_101 on
What a spectacular idea.
C-LonGy on
FAT crows incoming. Unable to fly. Another mess humans caused because we can’t use bins. 🗑️
stevemandudeguy on
I’m sure they enjoy the increased exposure to nicotine. Humans suck.
TribalChief3000 on
silverclovd on
Wait, does this give some nicotine addiction to those poor crows or some shit? Hope not
Abslalom on
Groups of crows huh?
…
…
SOUNDS LIKE MURDER TIME
Fire_Pea on
Crows are very smart, I wonder if other crows will learn it from those they trained
Holeshot75 on
This just in.
Record number of crows die of cigarette related cancers suddenly
opensourcerer12 on
bro, they’re literally more responsible than some smokers.
Sensitive_Put_6842 on
But wouldn’t that eventually lead to the birds getting cancer?
South_Buy_3175 on
Damn birds taking the jobs!
Seriously though, on one hand, it’s cool training them to do this.
On the other, why was it necessary?
SamwellBarley on
Easier to train crows to pick them up than it is to train humans to dispose of them properly
TheBookofBobaFett3 on
Cigarettes with filters made out of crow food, streamline the process
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Imagine humans being so irresponsible that crows have to do the cleaning process
It works just until the crows find out how to smoke..
Great. Now we’re going to have to worry about nicotine addicted cancer crows pecking our eyes out
In other news: pack of nicotine addict birds viciously attacked smoking pedestrians.
Next they’ll be trained to drink alcohol..
in a crowbar..
Their brain to body mass ratio is only slightly lower than that of humans..
Sure bud, we also have trained polar bears that do our groceryshopping since science discovered they got the best discounts.
How sad the humanity has become.
i read cows instead of crows and was so confused
how much it costs to train them huh?
Meanwhile, the number of crows dying of cancer is really skyrocketing. jk
Now train the feral cats to get them out of my yard!
Read that as cows, think I need more sleep.
Soon they’ll start snapping cigarettes off people’s mouths. This can go so wrong…
“The birds volunteer….” Woah woah woah, let’s be absolutely clear here – these birds are being well paid for their work. And no one else has access to this bird food for cleaning up the streets. This whole thing sounds like a racket by Big Bird. I’m going to have to refer to my bird law texts on the legality of this.
Can we train people to do this too? 🤡
It was in France last month…
Did they pay crows?
Can they do the same with dolphins and whales?
How about training humans to not drop their cigarette butts on the ground?
Crows are awesome
What a spectacular idea.
FAT crows incoming. Unable to fly. Another mess humans caused because we can’t use bins. 🗑️
I’m sure they enjoy the increased exposure to nicotine. Humans suck.
Wait, does this give some nicotine addiction to those poor crows or some shit? Hope not
Groups of crows huh?
…
…
SOUNDS LIKE MURDER TIME
Crows are very smart, I wonder if other crows will learn it from those they trained
This just in.
Record number of crows die of cigarette related cancers suddenly
bro, they’re literally more responsible than some smokers.
But wouldn’t that eventually lead to the birds getting cancer?
Damn birds taking the jobs!
Seriously though, on one hand, it’s cool training them to do this.
On the other, why was it necessary?
Easier to train crows to pick them up than it is to train humans to dispose of them properly
Cigarettes with filters made out of crow food, streamline the process
People who smoke are assholes?
Can you teach humans do that tho