God told me the same thing, but my houses have pools. Stack your deposits to the left.
GibsonBluesGuy on
I’m paying at the desk when I check in.
xeno_dorph on
Mormons suing for copyright infringement.
DawgPound919 on
Don’t tell Trump, that will be his new grift.
MrCusodes on
This must be simony by some definition?
ApprehensiveCream571 on
A fool and his money…
StarredTonight on
Chump change compared to US mega churches and pastors. Religion overall is commendable, but very manipulative and rot these days
ConsiderationNo5146 on
Oh, well since he said he spoke with God, it must be legit
AHugeHildaFan on
I feel like somebodies already tried the “pay your way to heaven” scam in history and it ended with someone nailing 99 reasons why someone hated it who found their own branch of religion after.
ximagineerx on
What in the Joel Osteen is this shit!?
mightyMarcos on
OP has obviously never heard of Jehovah’s witnesses .
bezserk on
They have land, in the sky??? That’s confusing, I thought it was plots of cloud
here-for-the-memes__ on
Man this sounds like the grift Trump would pull on the MAGA crowd.
Admirable-Sink-2622 on
He can own his own place in hell. Anyone stupid enough to pay for this deserves to be fleeced. 🙄
Exodys03 on
Has God ever declined a suggestion to use religion to make money? Seems like he’s always given people the green light for these kinds of ventures.
imadork1970 on
BFD. The Catholic church sold indulgences for centuries.
Babyhal1956 on
Well…I spoke to God and he says that guy is full of shit
FakerNames on
400k an acre is ridiculous
littleday on
I kinda respect this. If those people are dumb enough to believe them, the moneys better off in others hands…. Kinda joking.
SpandexMovie on
Close enough, welcome back medieval indulgences.
mightyjoe227 on
🎶Send me money, send me green, heaven you will meet🎶
🎶Make a contribution and you’ll get the better seat🎶
Lizrael48 on
Haha!
kcsween74 on
Tell me you graduated Trump U without telling me you graduated from Trump U.
scottgal2 on
I mean that’s literally been the church’s grift for centuries. Indulgences were literally to get you into heaven (and out of purgatory) faster.
lostsailorlivefree on
Can we sub-let?
ForeverNecessary2361 on
And if you act now you can get a magic apple and a talking snake!
MrPuzzleMan on
Oh this HAS to be sarcasm…
OnlyFuzzy13 on
Everyday I am reminded of the central question of *Star Trek V: The Final Frontier*
“What does God need with a starship?”
-Captain Kirk
CalibratedRat on
You know what? If people are dumb enough to fall for this one… oh well. Hustle it padre
peepee2tiny on
Isn’t this exactly what religion does?
Come and give money on Sundays and you’ll get into heaven.
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I’ll pay in person.
God told me the same thing, but my houses have pools. Stack your deposits to the left.
I’m paying at the desk when I check in.
Mormons suing for copyright infringement.
Don’t tell Trump, that will be his new grift.
This must be simony by some definition?
A fool and his money…
Chump change compared to US mega churches and pastors. Religion overall is commendable, but very manipulative and rot these days
Oh, well since he said he spoke with God, it must be legit
I feel like somebodies already tried the “pay your way to heaven” scam in history and it ended with someone nailing 99 reasons why someone hated it who found their own branch of religion after.
What in the Joel Osteen is this shit!?
OP has obviously never heard of Jehovah’s witnesses .
They have land, in the sky??? That’s confusing, I thought it was plots of cloud
Man this sounds like the grift Trump would pull on the MAGA crowd.
He can own his own place in hell. Anyone stupid enough to pay for this deserves to be fleeced. 🙄
Has God ever declined a suggestion to use religion to make money? Seems like he’s always given people the green light for these kinds of ventures.
BFD. The Catholic church sold indulgences for centuries.
Well…I spoke to God and he says that guy is full of shit
400k an acre is ridiculous
I kinda respect this. If those people are dumb enough to believe them, the moneys better off in others hands…. Kinda joking.
Close enough, welcome back medieval indulgences.
🎶Send me money, send me green, heaven you will meet🎶
🎶Make a contribution and you’ll get the better seat🎶
Haha!
Tell me you graduated Trump U without telling me you graduated from Trump U.
I mean that’s literally been the church’s grift for centuries. Indulgences were literally to get you into heaven (and out of purgatory) faster.
Can we sub-let?
And if you act now you can get a magic apple and a talking snake!
Oh this HAS to be sarcasm…
Everyday I am reminded of the central question of *Star Trek V: The Final Frontier*
“What does God need with a starship?”
-Captain Kirk
You know what? If people are dumb enough to fall for this one… oh well. Hustle it padre
Isn’t this exactly what religion does?
Come and give money on Sundays and you’ll get into heaven.
This is just prepaid collection plate.
Don’t give Trump any ideas
I wish I didn’t have a conscience.
Martin Luther had never seen such bullshit before
“Does God take Apple Pay?”