Life as a table



    by stevvvvewith4vs

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    1. You’re going to need some magic friends. A transmutation wizard and a druid. Have them cast the following in this order.
      1. Flesh to stone, you are now a petrified stone statue (can substitute with gorgan breath or gaze of medussa)

      2. Shape stone (you have now been reshaped into a table)

      3. Transmutation wizard uses his philosophers stone ( not the genocide rock one ) to change material from stone to wood.

      4. Druid casts awaken to return your sentience.

      Congrats on being a table. This process is non reversible. 

    2. I am not as much impressed by this happening but much more by the envy inducing thickness

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