Silken-Breeze on October 28, 2025 9:45 pm Lol, classic Mike J! TBH tho, ppl are quick to judge political blunders but they rarely see the whole picture.
InternalAuditor62 on October 28, 2025 9:46 pm That is basically his answer to any question he is asked by the press.
un_theist on October 28, 2025 9:46 pm A fine example of “Christian family values” right here. So who lies more? Dickless Johnson here, or Lyin’ Karolyin’?
m0j0r0lla on October 28, 2025 11:34 pm Mike knows dick, he don’t know squat. Wait, he probably knows squat *and* thrust….Mike is not well suited for his role as Speaker of the House.
Bradgooson0 on October 29, 2025 12:10 am That’s not true. His Grindr profile says he’s the softest bottom you’ve ever had
formerly_gruntled on October 29, 2025 12:22 am Yesterday, Mike Johnson accidentally knew the answer to a reporter’s question.
RedBeans-n-Ricely on October 29, 2025 12:26 am I feel like dick is the one thing he does know. Intimately. By taste
CoachMatt314 on October 29, 2025 12:30 am One thing we know he knows is dick,so does Roger Stone he has a Dick tattoo on his backside
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Lol, classic Mike J! TBH tho, ppl are quick to judge political blunders but they rarely see the whole picture.
Oh, I bet he does.
That is basically his answer to any question he is asked by the press.
A fine example of “Christian family values” right here.
So who lies more? Dickless Johnson here, or Lyin’ Karolyin’?
Oh he knows dick, I’m sure of it.
His browser history suggests differently
Mike knows dick, he don’t know squat. Wait, he probably knows squat *and* thrust….Mike is not well suited for his role as Speaker of the House.
According to his Grindr profile, he knows dick.
Micro Johnson
His porn detector just went off
Too busy to know dick.
That’s not true. His Grindr profile says he’s the softest bottom you’ve ever had
Yesterday, Mike Johnson accidentally knew the answer to a reporter’s question.
That guy loves cock. I guarantee it
His Grindr account says otherwise
I feel like dick is the one thing he does know. Intimately. By taste
One thing we know he knows is dick,so does Roger Stone he has a Dick tattoo on his backside
Fake news!!!
Oh i willing to bet, he knows his way around a dick…
He absolutely knows all about dick.
Oh, he knows Dick. He loves Dick.
He sure sucks enough of it not to know.
He’s pulling your leg, actually he likes dick
Oh he knows dick, he knows lots of dicks I have no doubt!!
Lies. He craves it.
…according to grindr you’re lying…