Elevator controls at my work are programmed for Halloween, complete with blood dripping off the floor numbers

    by collarpoppppppin

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    1. Your elevator has a touchscreen? That’s crazy. That’d get smashed up within a week anywhere even semi-public

    2. Brother, if my elevator into my apartment was advertising bullshit to me, I’d take it to the top floor, and jump TF off.

    3. sidetablecharger on

      Okay so we need a name for our restaurant. Something that makes it clear we have chicken. What kind of chicken do people like?

      Chicken wings and chicken fingers are both pretty popular, sir.

      Yes, perfect. “Wingfingers.” There’s no possible way we can do better than that.

    4. I like this, however I think it is also the absolute stupidest thing to exist. Elevators do not need touchscreens.

      I’m never in an elevator and thought to myself, I wonder if the elevator can tell me the weather.

    5. Of all the things you don’t need a dynamic display for, a representation of the amount of floors in a building has to be the most obvious one.

    6. Jesus an ad in an elevator touchscreen? We’re going full Cyberpunk dystopia but without any of the cool shit

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