He said he likes to run his grody ass fingernails down himself and peels himself of the dead skin like molting. Fucking nasty ass human with dumb ass ideas.
NameCorrect on
He’s tries really hard.
ExpStealer on
I know Asmongold is not the brightest douche, but I have to ask… Did he *really* say this?
msquarec on
Does his mom know he doesn’t bath?
Poiboy1313 on
I think that’s called a crust, goober. The accumulation of layers of skin flakes, oils, and dust isn’t an exoskeleton. It’s called dirt.
Thin_Bother8217 on
That “protective wall between his skin and the rest of the world” is BO so bad that it creates a 5 foot bubble around him that people dare not cross.
Initial-Company3926 on
Reminds me of OGHTA
ericlikesyou on
Isnt he buddies with Emiru and that whole twitch clique? how bizarre
XtremeD86 on
This moron is still around?
Laconic9 on
This is one book you can 100% judge by its cover.
AtreiyaN7 on
Asmongold is an idiot.
bedlog on
Pigpen
DieHardAmerican95 on
“I’m so edgy, everyone please look at me being edgy.”
Phillisuper on
That’s horrific. I feel like an oily greasy mess if I don’t shower AT LEAST daily (I often twice a day). I used to think I was a germaphobe, but according to my wife I’m just ultra hygienic bordering on OCD lol (which makes sense because I love going outside and getting dirty, I just refuse to stay that way. Even when camping I bring natural soap so I can wash in the nearest clean water daily)
Substantial-Dig9995 on
Protective layer of filth
Zerospark- on
Well that guy is filth taken human form
On another note, animorphs was an amazing book series, I haven’t read it since I was a kid but I hear it holds up
mrhorse77 on
does this dude ever not say and dude stupid ass shit?
I have to assume all of it is just for rage bait for engagement numbers at this point.
Is he one of the ‘wiping/washing your ass makes you gay’ crowd?
mfawsk on
Alright the animorphs picture is great stuff.
RoIsDepressed on
Wait this is fucking real what the fuck
sk4v3n on
controversial? you mean stupid asshat?
boastfulbadger on
One time due to medical reasons I couldn’t shower for 3 months. I had a routine to wipe and clean my skin. I couldn’t take a full shower for about 5 months (total of 8) and I hated it so much. My feet were so gross. The minute I was cleared to shower I spent an hour just standing under the shower faucet.
awill316 on
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I_TheJester_I on
I never liked that guy
teuast on
Sometimes I get down on myself. I could be more fit, I could be eating healthier, I could be more social, I could be all kinds of things. I’m in grad school after five years in the workforce, I’m in two bands, dance recreationally, and bike semi-competitively as well as for transportation, and it still doesn’t feel like enough, even when I nearly miss a midterm and have to sprint to class on only a few hours’ sleep because I spent my entire weekend at rehearsals and still needed to shower and brush my teeth and do my core routine, because core is what supports the entire rest of your body.
Then I remember that this disgusting shitgoblin exists, and that money and fame can’t buy decency. And then I feel better.
Educational_Ride_258 on
The roach king 🪳 👑
CHEONFK on
Imagine having enough money where you could conceptually hire someone to come bathe you but you still decide to be an absolute fucking disgusting freak
mrzamani on
Gregor Samsa looking-ass mofo
Mr_CleanCaps on
This is coming from the same guy who had all his teeth fall out cause he didn’t brush and only drinks soda.
Romana_Aoko on
Why is he still a thing and relevant? The dude is a douche and if he doesn’t shower then good luck ever getting laid …
Colonel-Mooseknuckle on
In fairness, he looks like he smells like shit.
Old-Illustrator-5675 on
I told my kids that’s the dude christians worship
PixelsGoBoom on
…And people listen to what this guy has to say?
ktm6709 on
The worst thing he’s ever done is become relevant.
Broghan51 on
I remember back in the late 1970s a girlfriend of my sister rubbed cooking oil on herself at the beach. You can imagine the outcome.
To this day, she still has various scars / blotches all over her.
matjam on
Why does anyone pay any attention to this goober’s opinions?
no amount of showering washes off the shitstank of nazi incel.
BlessedBeTheCracked on
Ah that guy says some funny shit from time to time and actually has some great takes. No idea why all the hate.
TheBigLeBrittski on
Lmao, your body’s “protective wall” IS your skin. What a goober! We don’t have exoskeletons, nor can we create one by not showering. Lmao, who even is this guy???
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>the outside world
dude doesn’t even leave his house
Edgy basement dweller stuff.
He said he likes to run his grody ass fingernails down himself and peels himself of the dead skin like molting. Fucking nasty ass human with dumb ass ideas.
He’s tries really hard.
I know Asmongold is not the brightest douche, but I have to ask… Did he *really* say this?
Does his mom know he doesn’t bath?
I think that’s called a crust, goober. The accumulation of layers of skin flakes, oils, and dust isn’t an exoskeleton. It’s called dirt.
That “protective wall between his skin and the rest of the world” is BO so bad that it creates a 5 foot bubble around him that people dare not cross.
Reminds me of OGHTA
Isnt he buddies with Emiru and that whole twitch clique? how bizarre
This moron is still around?
This is one book you can 100% judge by its cover.
Asmongold is an idiot.
Pigpen
“I’m so edgy, everyone please look at me being edgy.”
That’s horrific. I feel like an oily greasy mess if I don’t shower AT LEAST daily (I often twice a day). I used to think I was a germaphobe, but according to my wife I’m just ultra hygienic bordering on OCD lol (which makes sense because I love going outside and getting dirty, I just refuse to stay that way. Even when camping I bring natural soap so I can wash in the nearest clean water daily)
Protective layer of filth
Well that guy is filth taken human form
On another note, animorphs was an amazing book series, I haven’t read it since I was a kid but I hear it holds up
does this dude ever not say and dude stupid ass shit?
I have to assume all of it is just for rage bait for engagement numbers at this point.
How Kafkaesque.
Just like this guy: [https://www.reddit.com/r/hygiene/comments/1ohgiz4/i_did_not_wash_my_rear_end_until_i_was_19_years/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hygiene/comments/1ohgiz4/i_did_not_wash_my_rear_end_until_i_was_19_years/)
Is he one of the ‘wiping/washing your ass makes you gay’ crowd?
Alright the animorphs picture is great stuff.
Wait this is fucking real what the fuck
controversial? you mean stupid asshat?
One time due to medical reasons I couldn’t shower for 3 months. I had a routine to wipe and clean my skin. I couldn’t take a full shower for about 5 months (total of 8) and I hated it so much. My feet were so gross. The minute I was cleared to shower I spent an hour just standing under the shower faucet.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I never liked that guy
Sometimes I get down on myself. I could be more fit, I could be eating healthier, I could be more social, I could be all kinds of things. I’m in grad school after five years in the workforce, I’m in two bands, dance recreationally, and bike semi-competitively as well as for transportation, and it still doesn’t feel like enough, even when I nearly miss a midterm and have to sprint to class on only a few hours’ sleep because I spent my entire weekend at rehearsals and still needed to shower and brush my teeth and do my core routine, because core is what supports the entire rest of your body.
Then I remember that this disgusting shitgoblin exists, and that money and fame can’t buy decency. And then I feel better.
The roach king 🪳 👑
Imagine having enough money where you could conceptually hire someone to come bathe you but you still decide to be an absolute fucking disgusting freak
Gregor Samsa looking-ass mofo
This is coming from the same guy who had all his teeth fall out cause he didn’t brush and only drinks soda.
Why is he still a thing and relevant? The dude is a douche and if he doesn’t shower then good luck ever getting laid …
In fairness, he looks like he smells like shit.
I told my kids that’s the dude christians worship
…And people listen to what this guy has to say?
The worst thing he’s ever done is become relevant.
I remember back in the late 1970s a girlfriend of my sister rubbed cooking oil on herself at the beach. You can imagine the outcome.
To this day, she still has various scars / blotches all over her.
Why does anyone pay any attention to this goober’s opinions?
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His lack of hygeine is gonna kill him mmw
no amount of showering washes off the shitstank of nazi incel.
Ah that guy says some funny shit from time to time and actually has some great takes. No idea why all the hate.
Lmao, your body’s “protective wall” IS your skin. What a goober! We don’t have exoskeletons, nor can we create one by not showering. Lmao, who even is this guy???
He’s a living trash can