Why did he get an MRI? An MRI is not part of a physical. Also, what does a “perfect” MRI look like? This is always a tell of when he is lying, his lips are moving.
Like his skin, his MRI looks just like that of an orange.
Gringopolarbear on
Bulky_Specialist9645 on
A Cardiac MRI. Report says his heart is two sizes too small…
CosmicJackalop on
I could honestly see the POTUS have far more thorough routine physicals than the rest of us including MRIs, but there’s no way lard boy is healthy
SnooCats7318 on
Maybe he meant that the machine worked well? Although he’s not qualified for that either…
Plastic-Sentence9429 on
I’ve had two MRIs. One because I had a massive seizure, the second because of prostate cancer concerns. Healthy people don’t get MRIs.
fallenreaper on
You mean its not the fact that he uses the same statement about ANYTHING Noun or verb?
Did you use the restroom this morning?
> I did. I went to the restroom. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you shit like i have given you. the doctors said some of the best shit they have ever seen.”
ObliviousRounding on
Godspeed to whatever it is they were checking for.
MikeyBGeek on
… healthy people don’t get MRIs… But then again we are thinking through the lense of people dependant on insurance companies due to costs. POTUS can theoretically get random MRIs whenever he wants.. even for tiny boo-boos that make him wonder if he’ll go to heaven or not.
wtfcanunot on
If this was anyone’s grandpa saying this, we would have wheeled him back to the memory care unit at the home and forgotten about him until we have to see him next Sunday because of our obligatory family visit.
vlkr80 on
I bet, he takes a shit and others must look and confirm they never saw a 💩 like that
Fallk0re on
doctor: “ this is one of the best MRI reports I’ve ever seen” sounds totally plausible
ChicoBroadway on
It could just be the exhaustion in me, but I do wish we could stop asking questions like “what does he mean by *perfect* _____?” As if he has ever made sense. I’m not even sure it would make it feel better, but maybe it would at least be refreshing to see headlines like “Pathological liar continues his typical defensive speech pattern when asked direct questions that could expose his failings and mortality.”
Libran-Indecision on
I have a hard time imagining him cooperating with the MRI procedure.
He probably talked during the whole thing.
BxAnnie on
What exactly does one have to do to have a “perfect” MRI? He obviously has no idea what an MRI is or what it’s for.
AsherTheFrost on
The reporter could have asked about literally any medical test, or even just made one up on the spot, and his answer would have been the same. It’s literally just the shittiest version of mad libs with him.
I did (noun) it was the greatest (noun) ever seen (job titles) say they’ve never seen a more perfect (noun) than what I gave them.
CaptainLookylou on
if he says something is great when unprompted like here, its not great. Its probably really bad, actually.
whereegosdare84 on
Often I wonder about what life in Nazi Germany would have been if Hitler was such a dumb fuck.
Like do you think the German people would have been as easily duped if Hitler was ranting about how great his doctor’s appointment was? I know it was similar rhetoric; the press are the enemies of the people, swapping Jews for foreigners in general, but like if Hitler got up and said the first part but then ranted about some dead golfers dick, you’d hope that the people who supported him would be like “wait what?”
Certainly the ones who empowered him.
So it’s just mind blowing to me how fucking dumb his supporters are to eat this shit up constantly.
Nobody brags about cognitive tests or MRI’s except morons and even then it’s a special kind of idiot.
Colton_Landsington on
He definitely got a brain mri then. Remember whatever month it was when he wasn’t seen in public for like a week straight? Yeah, this pretty much confirms that he had a left sided brain TIA/stroke. This along with his poor diet and other shit going on, he might not be around much longer. Of course he does have access to the best doctors and medicine, so who knows.
pm_ur_duck_pics on
Dear god please save us from this morally shattered moron.
Most likely a brain tumour, it would explain the increase in physical difficulties the more than normal strange behaviour, speech impediments and in ability to form sentences. Wild mood and thought swings it all points to a positive.
lieutenantLT on
Must’ve been an open MRI bc his wide ass would be a tight fit in a normal machine
OrangeCone2011 on
How the fuck can he answer every fucking question he’s asked the same way and people who vote for him not understand he has no fucking idea what he’s talking about?
srslytho1979 on
If your MRI is clear, it just means whatever they know is wrong with you, they haven’t located the cause yet.
wjames0394 on
Doctor Oz working his magic.
Fireduck515 on
It’s routine to get brain MRIs if you’ve had strokes and/or dementia. Especially if receiving amyloid therapy infusions for said dementia.
markydsade on
Based on his recent medical conditions, appearance, and change in cognitive functioning I would want an MRI of his head and torso at the least.
There’s no such thing as a “perfect” MRI in an obese 79yo.
water_bottle1776 on
I’m guessing it has something to do with trying to determine just how much of his brain has turned into cottage cheese.
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Like his skin, his MRI looks just like that of an orange.
A Cardiac MRI. Report says his heart is two sizes too small…
I could honestly see the POTUS have far more thorough routine physicals than the rest of us including MRIs, but there’s no way lard boy is healthy
Maybe he meant that the machine worked well? Although he’s not qualified for that either…
I’ve had two MRIs. One because I had a massive seizure, the second because of prostate cancer concerns. Healthy people don’t get MRIs.
You mean its not the fact that he uses the same statement about ANYTHING Noun or verb?
Did you use the restroom this morning?
> I did. I went to the restroom. It was perfect. Yeah… nobody has given you shit like i have given you. the doctors said some of the best shit they have ever seen.”
Godspeed to whatever it is they were checking for.
… healthy people don’t get MRIs… But then again we are thinking through the lense of people dependant on insurance companies due to costs. POTUS can theoretically get random MRIs whenever he wants.. even for tiny boo-boos that make him wonder if he’ll go to heaven or not.
If this was anyone’s grandpa saying this, we would have wheeled him back to the memory care unit at the home and forgotten about him until we have to see him next Sunday because of our obligatory family visit.
I bet, he takes a shit and others must look and confirm they never saw a 💩 like that
doctor: “ this is one of the best MRI reports I’ve ever seen” sounds totally plausible
It could just be the exhaustion in me, but I do wish we could stop asking questions like “what does he mean by *perfect* _____?” As if he has ever made sense. I’m not even sure it would make it feel better, but maybe it would at least be refreshing to see headlines like “Pathological liar continues his typical defensive speech pattern when asked direct questions that could expose his failings and mortality.”
I have a hard time imagining him cooperating with the MRI procedure.
He probably talked during the whole thing.
What exactly does one have to do to have a “perfect” MRI? He obviously has no idea what an MRI is or what it’s for.
The reporter could have asked about literally any medical test, or even just made one up on the spot, and his answer would have been the same. It’s literally just the shittiest version of mad libs with him.
I did (noun) it was the greatest (noun) ever seen (job titles) say they’ve never seen a more perfect (noun) than what I gave them.
if he says something is great when unprompted like here, its not great. Its probably really bad, actually.
Often I wonder about what life in Nazi Germany would have been if Hitler was such a dumb fuck.
Like do you think the German people would have been as easily duped if Hitler was ranting about how great his doctor’s appointment was? I know it was similar rhetoric; the press are the enemies of the people, swapping Jews for foreigners in general, but like if Hitler got up and said the first part but then ranted about some dead golfers dick, you’d hope that the people who supported him would be like “wait what?”
Certainly the ones who empowered him.
So it’s just mind blowing to me how fucking dumb his supporters are to eat this shit up constantly.
Nobody brags about cognitive tests or MRI’s except morons and even then it’s a special kind of idiot.
He definitely got a brain mri then. Remember whatever month it was when he wasn’t seen in public for like a week straight? Yeah, this pretty much confirms that he had a left sided brain TIA/stroke. This along with his poor diet and other shit going on, he might not be around much longer. Of course he does have access to the best doctors and medicine, so who knows.
Dear god please save us from this morally shattered moron.
https://preview.redd.it/xffj7jzj9nxf1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7203fd0bfc5cb7c1f4b190587e4a643cd7261ce4
Most likely a brain tumour, it would explain the increase in physical difficulties the more than normal strange behaviour, speech impediments and in ability to form sentences. Wild mood and thought swings it all points to a positive.
Must’ve been an open MRI bc his wide ass would be a tight fit in a normal machine
How the fuck can he answer every fucking question he’s asked the same way and people who vote for him not understand he has no fucking idea what he’s talking about?
If your MRI is clear, it just means whatever they know is wrong with you, they haven’t located the cause yet.
Doctor Oz working his magic.
It’s routine to get brain MRIs if you’ve had strokes and/or dementia. Especially if receiving amyloid therapy infusions for said dementia.
Based on his recent medical conditions, appearance, and change in cognitive functioning I would want an MRI of his head and torso at the least.
There’s no such thing as a “perfect” MRI in an obese 79yo.
I’m guessing it has something to do with trying to determine just how much of his brain has turned into cottage cheese.