It’s probably satire, but I wouldn’t put it past Cheeto McTinyhands to sell off bits of the White House
un_theist on
No way he’d sell them for only $500.
Psianth on
>Each fist-sized fragment
See, but they used Trump’s fist size, that’s how they get ya.
Arcticstorm058 on
When they say “fist size” do they mean a Trump sized fist, or a normal sized fist. If it’s the former, then $500 isn’t worth a pebble size piece of the White House.
markth_wi on
We’ve reached a new low , but then there’s tomorrow and we hit a new rock-bottom.
But we are one day closer to what I’m certain will be one of the largest celebration of life public displays in national history.
-Average_Joe- on
If it is satire, it may not be for long.
New_Taste8874 on
If this is fake, it won’t be for long. He will totally love this idea to raise all the money that he is lying about being donated.
GTor93 on
Satire is dead. This is real.
Schiffy94 on
I’m not so sure
davechri on
But we can’t be sure. Oh what a time to be alive.
Top-Cry1304 on
It’s satire, but only because whomever made this thought of it first. It’s coming.
twirlingmypubes on
I actually had to see if this was satire and I’m still not sure.
This timeline sucks.
Phantom_61 on
Just a fun fact.
As an American you already own the whitehouse.
Invictus0623 on
It’s definitely satire. If trump made this he wouldn’t say that he signed with an autopen
Budget_Llama_Shoes on
We already own it.
valschermjager on
*> “historic keepsakes embody the strength of the American spirit”*
Apparently the American spirit is not stronger than a bulldozer.
Chaos_Theory1989 on
Trump would demolish the entire White House and ask MAGA followers to pay for a gold castle. Then sell every piece for a profit.
PM_THE_REAPER on
Stop giving him ideas. He will totally do this.
VSWanter on
How long before what was the offices of the First Lady, now the Epstein Ball Room, gets used for it’s first White House child beauty pageant, and the, certainly not a king, president for life, gets to “inspect” the dressing rooms?
Schoseff on
Not sure…
isthatsoreddit on
Oh I wouldn’t be surprised to see this be his latest grift
sleipnirreddit on
I mean, they’re literally selling the White House _anyway_
Renegade_51 on
It’s not. Know somebody who bought it.
FreakshowMode on
I hope its satire … or Trump is diving for new lows.
Jeramy_Jones on
It’s only the mention of the autopen that gives this away as satire.
Ytrewq9000 on
It’s probably a hoax lol
knowledgeable_diablo on
SATIRE!! And suddenly the sound of a million pens stopping fills the air as all the MAGAet stop filling out their cheques for a lovely piece of USA history.
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> I think this is satire
Wouldn’t put my money on this.
It’s probably satire, but I wouldn’t put it past Cheeto McTinyhands to sell off bits of the White House
No way he’d sell them for only $500.
>Each fist-sized fragment
See, but they used Trump’s fist size, that’s how they get ya.
When they say “fist size” do they mean a Trump sized fist, or a normal sized fist. If it’s the former, then $500 isn’t worth a pebble size piece of the White House.
We’ve reached a new low , but then there’s tomorrow and we hit a new rock-bottom.
But we are one day closer to what I’m certain will be one of the largest celebration of life public displays in national history.
If it is satire, it may not be for long.
If this is fake, it won’t be for long. He will totally love this idea to raise all the money that he is lying about being donated.
Satire is dead. This is real.
I’m not so sure
But we can’t be sure. Oh what a time to be alive.
It’s satire, but only because whomever made this thought of it first. It’s coming.
I actually had to see if this was satire and I’m still not sure.
This timeline sucks.
Just a fun fact.
As an American you already own the whitehouse.
It’s definitely satire. If trump made this he wouldn’t say that he signed with an autopen
We already own it.
*> “historic keepsakes embody the strength of the American spirit”*
Apparently the American spirit is not stronger than a bulldozer.
Trump would demolish the entire White House and ask MAGA followers to pay for a gold castle. Then sell every piece for a profit.
Stop giving him ideas. He will totally do this.
How long before what was the offices of the First Lady, now the Epstein Ball Room, gets used for it’s first White House child beauty pageant, and the, certainly not a king, president for life, gets to “inspect” the dressing rooms?
Not sure…
Oh I wouldn’t be surprised to see this be his latest grift
I mean, they’re literally selling the White House _anyway_
It’s not. Know somebody who bought it.
I hope its satire … or Trump is diving for new lows.
It’s only the mention of the autopen that gives this away as satire.
It’s probably a hoax lol
SATIRE!! And suddenly the sound of a million pens stopping fills the air as all the MAGAet stop filling out their cheques for a lovely piece of USA history.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/
Look at the timeline on this site. I wouldn’t be so sure it’s satire
The autopen signature is the best part
At $500 apiece the Epstein Memorial Ballroom practically pays for itself!
Don’t give him any ideas. He’s gonna spray paint the pieces gold, slap his name on it, and sell it for $4547 a pop.