A really angry kingfisher bird



    by djinn_05

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    1. Solid_Liquid68 on

      When your kids ask “what is marriage like” and they’re not old enough to understand yet, show this video.

    2. “Woman, you eat this god damn fish!”

      “I’ll starve to death before I eat THAT fish.”

    3. Wife:”I saw YOU talking to the other girl there!”

      Bro:”She was just a friend. Here I got this for you.”

      Wife:”Huh!”

    4. I’ve seen this guy at the club.  “Yeah, but why wouldn’t you want a free drink, its free.” 

    5. “I brought you a fish. “

      “Don’t try to appease me with a damn fish! Where were you all night?”

      But I brought you a fish “

      I bet you were with that whore pelican, weren’t you. You like those big girls“

    6. “you stole my fish…” i’m sorry you can have it back! “No, it’s too late now. I was meant to catch the fish not you.” but you can have the fish, i’m sorry. “no”.

    7. Him: ‘I don’t get why you’re mad, I went and got the fish just like you said!’
      Her: ‘…’
      Him: ‘…it was the other fish, wasn’t it?’

    8. I don’t know who recorded me trying to make up to my wife after a fight… not cool, man.

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