The little dude was just chilling on our bathroom wall, I smashed it, and it left a stream of purple blood(?) running down the wall. I’ve killed many of these things over the years, living in a mildly wooded area, but have never in my life seen a color other than clear or slightly yellowish in the aftermath.
solidgun1 on
I guess its favorite beverage was purple.
When I was younger, my mother told me that if I drink all that Mountain Dew, that my insides will turn that color……I guess I didn’t drink enough to find out.
RepresentativeWeb244 on
Bro was a plumber
OGoby on
dye makers right now
krishna7_ on
Vampire roach?
Dazzling_Map_1848 on
You did not squish a roach, you squished an alien prince! That is some dune level biology! I demand a lore explanation!
Lubedclownhole on
Likely ate rat or bug poison
OwlPelletCrunch on
Wild theory for ya:
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1. Certain pesticides and roach baits make their blood/guts turn BRIGHT blue
2. Female roaches that are about to lay eggs often leave a big red/orange splat when squished because they’re producing a bunch of extra protein for the eggs
3. Blue + Red = Violet Violence?
Vannilazero on
“How many shrimps to you have eat to make your skin turn pink, shrimp are pretty rich”
meowskiAF on
Congratulations! You’ve discovered the artificial color that makes grape!
Absorbent_Towel on
Wort wort wort!
Complex_Duty731 on
Could it have been crushed near some ink or dye? Purple seems way too vibrant to be natural.
LemmysGhost on
You have been eating too many beets.
Rhavels on
roach was gay
digitalbladesreddit on
OK, so just post that … man the roaches protectors on reddit gonna eat you apart now.
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The little dude was just chilling on our bathroom wall, I smashed it, and it left a stream of purple blood(?) running down the wall. I’ve killed many of these things over the years, living in a mildly wooded area, but have never in my life seen a color other than clear or slightly yellowish in the aftermath.
I guess its favorite beverage was purple.
When I was younger, my mother told me that if I drink all that Mountain Dew, that my insides will turn that color……I guess I didn’t drink enough to find out.
Bro was a plumber
dye makers right now
Vampire roach?
You did not squish a roach, you squished an alien prince! That is some dune level biology! I demand a lore explanation!
Likely ate rat or bug poison
Wild theory for ya:
.
1. Certain pesticides and roach baits make their blood/guts turn BRIGHT blue
2. Female roaches that are about to lay eggs often leave a big red/orange splat when squished because they’re producing a bunch of extra protein for the eggs
3. Blue + Red = Violet Violence?
“How many shrimps to you have eat to make your skin turn pink, shrimp are pretty rich”
Congratulations! You’ve discovered the artificial color that makes grape!
Wort wort wort!
Could it have been crushed near some ink or dye? Purple seems way too vibrant to be natural.
You have been eating too many beets.
roach was gay
OK, so just post that … man the roaches protectors on reddit gonna eat you apart now.
The reincarnation of Prince.
Oh, now you’ve done it. He was the Chosen One.
Now their vengeance will be swift and merciless.