That’s a Houston area code, so I’m dying to know where this is!
Arvii33 on
If you insist..
SaskTravelbug on
I have and I’ll do it again
TechnicalDark8675 on
I live in Houston, I can confirm Dick Law Firm is real and so are his suggestive billboards. I see them on 59 north and south but they are elsewhere along the major highways.
platasnatch on
Full name is Eric Burns Dick, no joke. He’s an old friend of a friend and I bought my first bass guitar from him. He used to be in a band called Inbred Whiteboy. Having said that, we are all sick of this “Dick” shit.
They don’t bill by the hour, they charge by the inch
beartheminus on
I sure hope he doesn’t deal with rape cases
rimeswithburple on
Some other lawyer should file a class action suit for the dudes who were turned gay by this sign.
Awkward-Friend-7233 on
The balls haven’t made it to partners yet
Hugginitout on
Only when I’m in prison.
Due-Mathematician966 on
That Dick will get you paid .
mama_huaca on
Gotta try Dick at least once
Stone_or_Coach on
Give Dick a try before he dicks you!
Supergamera on
He is a perennial presence in Houston billboards (and occasionally in politics, although never successfully). He got in trouble recently for submitting alleged expert testimony from a source who was deceased at the time.
loptgathi on
His market is either straight guys or lesbians.
Thin market since, the straight guys know about Grindr,
and trying dick is how most lesbians discover they’re lesbian.
Ubetcha1020 on
Is it near a gay or mega church?
mattyag on
I did, but it kinda hurt.
texinxin on
Tons of this billboards all over town. The radio commercials are even more perverse.
“Is your insurance company leaving you with a wet crack… from a leak in your ceiling?”
“We always satisfy our clients.”
“Call us when you need dick.”
“Don’t let them give you the shaft.”
There are half a dozen more of varying degrees of perverse innuendo.
Beam_James_Beam_007 on
Dick Law, “Firm!!!”
klsi832 on
I’m sick of your dickatry!
Cute-Vast-8500 on
They don’t dick around.
boomgoon on
I hate to say, he wasn’t firm, his arguments were flaccid, wouldn’t hold up to anything. He was too soft for the opposition. Hired him as prosecution, but ended up as a limp defense
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That’s a Houston area code, so I’m dying to know where this is!
If you insist..
I have and I’ll do it again
I live in Houston, I can confirm Dick Law Firm is real and so are his suggestive billboards. I see them on 59 north and south but they are elsewhere along the major highways.
Full name is Eric Burns Dick, no joke. He’s an old friend of a friend and I bought my first bass guitar from him. He used to be in a band called Inbred Whiteboy. Having said that, we are all sick of this “Dick” shit.
Thought it was fake.
Googled it.
It’s real .
How do you get Dick from Richard?
You ask politely!
It’s the cold ones ad.
[https://youtu.be/KolDdYcRPf4](https://youtu.be/KolDdYcRPf4)
They don’t bill by the hour, they charge by the inch
I sure hope he doesn’t deal with rape cases
Some other lawyer should file a class action suit for the dudes who were turned gay by this sign.
The balls haven’t made it to partners yet
Only when I’m in prison.
That Dick will get you paid .
Gotta try Dick at least once
Give Dick a try before he dicks you!
He is a perennial presence in Houston billboards (and occasionally in politics, although never successfully). He got in trouble recently for submitting alleged expert testimony from a source who was deceased at the time.
His market is either straight guys or lesbians.
Thin market since, the straight guys know about Grindr,
and trying dick is how most lesbians discover they’re lesbian.
Is it near a gay or mega church?
I did, but it kinda hurt.
Tons of this billboards all over town. The radio commercials are even more perverse.
“Is your insurance company leaving you with a wet crack… from a leak in your ceiling?”
“We always satisfy our clients.”
“Call us when you need dick.”
“Don’t let them give you the shaft.”
There are half a dozen more of varying degrees of perverse innuendo.
Dick Law, “Firm!!!”
I’m sick of your dickatry!
They don’t dick around.
I hate to say, he wasn’t firm, his arguments were flaccid, wouldn’t hold up to anything. He was too soft for the opposition. Hired him as prosecution, but ended up as a limp defense
He’s the ace in the hole attorney.
Rachel Maddow doesn’t agree
Great marketing