Apparently some knights armor included noses and mustaches

    by cakelly789

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    1. SoggyBiscuitVet on

      Lol is this the stuff in the museum in the Golden Lane area of Prague? 

      If so I’m surprised to see the mustaches instead of the dong space they put on some of the plate armor.

    2. Probably tournament pieces. Tournaments would be like big sporting events, and the armorers and squires were like an F1 team – they would want to create a winning suit of armor, but also something that makes the king stand out and provides entertainment value as well.

    3. but because they were going to war doesn’t mean they had to leave their fashion sense at home

    4. “They SURRENDERED?”
      “Yes, my Lord!”
      “But, but why?!”
      “Well…they couldn’t stop laughing sir. They were unable to mount a proper defense”
      “At what could they possibly have laughed to the point of defeat?”

      *Enter Lord Ducklips the Brave*

    5. Just a bunch of blind people flailing about is all I can think of when I see how tiny their eye holes were lol. I know only the rich had suits like these but.

    6. Holy shit this is fucking hilarious. This is so alien to me, it’s my first time seeing this. Well you learn new things daily.

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