Jesus saves . . . Esposito scores! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
Tukker_NL on
maybe he is a jehovas withness with a delivery job. and he is bringing you the light
rs735dx on
Lol I know where you live now. See you tonight!
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BrilliantReserve4401 on
Click that GET HELP
gahlol123 on
That creep can roll…
Dave_B001 on
It jesus and he fires the gun till it goes click!
fickle_floridian on
We are definitely doing “Get Help”
DrMokhtar on
Funny but I think his name must be Jesus?
iarahm on
What? You are going to make him come in to get you?
FilthyCasual0815 on
Its an invitation to a once-in-a-lifetime event
MrYeaBuddy on
Is this the Rapture everyone was talking about a couple of months ago?
DetectiveObjective00 on
So? Did you meet him? 😅
lvlann on
Oooooooooh. U in troubleeeeeeee
Royal_Spot519 on
Just bring some nails and a hammer.
Ravenphowret on
Get help.
Timothy_Ryan on
I got Jesus on a bike once.
learntoa on
Jesus is actually a popular Latin-American name. It could have just been the delivery drivers name.
Aris_total on
I had a similar experience early in my career. At the time, I had experience working with Caucasian Americans but not Latin Americans. So here is how it goes. I needed some urgent help with something so I send out an email to an American colleague, and the next day I see his response.
Jesus, can you help?
I read this line and kept wondering for a good 30 seconds as to why my colleague is involving god in this matter? And he is really expecting an imaginary entity(I’m atheist, sorry) to help? And then I check who the email was addressed to.
joojie on
I had an Uber driver in Orlando named Christ. I was with my female-version-of-Michael-Scott boss, and she wouldn’t stop using his name while conversing with him. “Hi Christ” “How long have you been ubering, Christ?” “Thanks for the ride, Christ” 🙃 shoot me.
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Funny!
Jesus saves . . . Esposito scores! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
maybe he is a jehovas withness with a delivery job. and he is bringing you the light
Lol I know where you live now. See you tonight!
[deleted]
Click that GET HELP
That creep can roll…
It jesus and he fires the gun till it goes click!
We are definitely doing “Get Help”
Funny but I think his name must be Jesus?
What? You are going to make him come in to get you?
Its an invitation to a once-in-a-lifetime event
Is this the Rapture everyone was talking about a couple of months ago?
So? Did you meet him? 😅
Oooooooooh. U in troubleeeeeeee
Just bring some nails and a hammer.
Get help.
I got Jesus on a bike once.
Jesus is actually a popular Latin-American name. It could have just been the delivery drivers name.
I had a similar experience early in my career. At the time, I had experience working with Caucasian Americans but not Latin Americans. So here is how it goes. I needed some urgent help with something so I send out an email to an American colleague, and the next day I see his response.
Jesus, can you help?
I read this line and kept wondering for a good 30 seconds as to why my colleague is involving god in this matter? And he is really expecting an imaginary entity(I’m atheist, sorry) to help? And then I check who the email was addressed to.
I had an Uber driver in Orlando named Christ. I was with my female-version-of-Michael-Scott boss, and she wouldn’t stop using his name while conversing with him. “Hi Christ” “How long have you been ubering, Christ?” “Thanks for the ride, Christ” 🙃 shoot me.